CHARM-man the Blogger

OMG EVERYBODY! ITS AN UPDATE!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOSHH!!!!

2008-10-21T19:45:00.000-07:00

HELLO MELLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOHOOOO!!! ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! WOOTS!

WOW OMG! ITS AN UPDATE! WOOP-DE-FARTING-DOO!

"WHERE THE FART HAVE YOU BEEN?" you're asking?

"WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY TO YOUR READERS?" you're asking?

"WHY HAVE YOU PROMISE UPDATES BUT NEVER DO THEM?" you're asking?

well. blow me. HA
OK FINE I'M SORRY I'M SORRY PLEASE DONT HURT MY WIENER!

HAHA sorry lah! I blame this on procrastination man! i would always think to myself:

"OKAY I WILL UPDATE MY BLOG......
TOMORROW."

HAHA so yeah. that happens.

WELLL ANNNYYYWAAAYYYYYYSSSS I AM EXCITED TO BE BACK AS I FEEL THERE WILL BE MANY MORE PAINT-DRAWING ADVENTURES TO COME! HOHOHO

first things first,

heres a brief update of whats been happening in my life:

1. came back from JAPAN. yeah got 6th overall. over 8 teams HAHAHAH oh well we tried our best.

2. bummed around for another 3 months. den transfered college to SEGi College Subang Jaya! hohoho i am a Subang-er now!

3. forced into starting a cheer team in SEGi. THANKS AR WERN SERN! YOU GOOD!

4. performing in the GLOBAL MUSIC CARNIVAL (GMC) on 1st of Nov 2008! COME WATCH! (cheer performance la wat else lol)

5. THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT OF SEGi COLLEGE THIS YEAR = THE TALK-SHOW called : YOUTH B.E.A.T.S on 15th November 2008 COME COME COME ITS THE MOST AWESOMENESS EVENT IN THE WORLD COME YEAH!

6. err. i still have my balls? *FINGERS CROSSED* HOHOHO STILL LUCKY!

OK LETS TALK ABOUT SOME STUFF I HAVE BEEN DOING HOHO!

While i've been bumming around my friends from MG (Mayang Gang) organized this mini trip to KAMPAR. err not quite sure where it is. ahahah i wasnt driving. so ok la. 9 of us happily drive up to kampar to this so called amazing waterfall la.

not bad not bad.

So here's some pics on the way there to the waterfall. (COURTESY OF LAW JUN CHIN's CAMERA! HOHO)

okay i'm too lazy too bother with names but basically the big one in front is faisal hahah

heres pretty old me. with some random laughing people.

okay this one easier. from left:
1) nicholas-burned-me-in-the-hand-with-his-cigarettes-poon,
2) never-fail-to-put-on-weight-when-he-comes-back-from-japan-faisal,
3) please-dun-whack-me-choo-sheng-joule
4) dragon-lady-kelly
5) too-hensem-for-his-own-good-plumbum-nickson

then okay la. i thought its time for some macho pics:

err. okay. wrong pic.

OKAY THIS IS THE ONE BWAHAHAHA:

hmm. okay. not so macho after all.
(this was actually a pic taken on the way back-note the changed clothes)

SO after about a 2 hour drive.... we're reached our destination! HOWEVER. our good friend/guide choo shengjoule fail to inform us of a 10min trek up the river/minirapids.

so off we went! tralalalala~

"LOOK EVERYBODY ITS A ROCK!"

half way up just have to pose abit. oh look. junchin only got half of me. and my NIPPLE! HAHA JUNCHIN YOU RASCAL!

heres Junchin n Steph!
ladies in white who refuses to swim. TSK

So after a lil while more YAY WE'RE FINALLY THERE! BUT WHERES THE AWESOME WATERFALL?

TAAAADAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
HOW UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME ISNT IT?

is what i would like to say. but sadly. the reality is only this :
AHAHAHAHHA no la the real pic is down here:

ok la its not THAT bad, its pretty beautiful in its own awesome little way!

HOW EVERY THE MOST AWESOME THING IS THERE IS A ROPE TO SWING OFF THE CLIFF FROM! TOTALLY AWWESSSSOMMEE
we climbed up about 2 and a half metres high n swing down wooohooo

seriously awesome man.

ahah heres faisal getting ready for the swing

nicholas trying to catch some fishes. (yes there were plenty of fishes in the 'takungan air')

swing swing swing! woooooooooh

I'm too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it hurts ~

"TOOOUUCCCHHH MEE!!!!!!!!"

heres a hilarious moment of us trying to stay afloat for the pics to be taken.
the place was FREAKING DEEP. about 4 metres deep at the centre. and it is not SALT WATER. so staying afloat was really tiresome. and lil miss junchin had the luxury of playing around with her camera before snapping the photo!

"QUICK JUNCHIN TAKE THE DAMN PHOTO WE ARE DROWNING!!"

yeah baby.....

ok.. how can i end the post without some good old fashion paint drawings?
welll heressssss something that happen wwhen i was swinging off the cliff la! lets just say that it was not my day..lol

so basically i swung. i let go. i open my legs. i forgot to close them. SPLAT.
HAHA. end of story. (bitches i know you all enjoy it when i hurt myself)

so a video of the swing. nope it aint the one with the SPLAT. but you'll get the idea. its me btw.

so we played around abit more then decided to trek back down for the journey home. bla bla bla theres the part i fell n sprain my leg bla bla bla will continue on the next post blablabla cuz i am lazy blablabla

TILL THE NEXT POST BLABLABLA~

CHARM MAN likes WHAT CHARM MAN IS DOING

2008-05-28T11:56:00.000-07:00

YO. charm man is back. and charm man is happy. why is charm man happy? because:

1. charm man is speaking of himself in the third person because charm man thinks its cool to speak
like a cave man.

2. charm man have a new babe by charm man's side. yes. charm man do. guess who?

charm man went into parent's car. and there she was. the new babe in my life. sorry yee ming charm man gotta roll with someone new now. charm man knows this is very mean to post it all in blog. but charm man dont care. everyone, presenting.. charm man's new babe:

Meet, Ms Sony Ericsson K770i

sorry yee ming. you have just been served! REPLACED!

HAHAHAHA CHARM MAN KIDDING PLEASE DONT KILL CHARM MAN! CHARM MAN KNOWS CHARM MAN'S JOKE NOT FUNNY BUT PLEASE DONT KILL CHARM MAN HAHAHAHHAA

anyways. at todays practice there was this kitten running around making damn freaking alot of noise. charm man cannot tahan so charm man killed it. the end.

haha no charm man ALMOST killed it. but charm man brought it home instead. charm man decided to name it Bak Kut Teh. because this kitten is so freaking "TEH" (manja) until charm man cannot tahan. so yeah, charm man wanted to name kitten Melisa Seo. but this kitten is one with the balls. so damn. Bak Kut TEH it is.

IF. a very very BIG IF charm man is keeping it.

anyways. anyone wants a kitten? let charm man know please. will be glad to give you one!
seriously. let charm man know if you want a kitten.

any how. charm man will be going to JAPAN for the IFC international championships (or something like that haha) will be back next monday. hooooooooooooooooooooo

sorry. souvenirs are limited. HAHA

ciaoz. see you guys soon.

typopalooza

2008-05-17T11:17:00.000-07:00

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Woooooooo!!!

2008-05-11T05:34:00.001-07:00

HOOooooooooooooo.. so anyways a good friend of mine from high school invited me to join this facebook group where its dedicated to my form 5 class and all of its stupidities hahaah.. looking back at the photos really made me feel nostalgic man.. and i just could n resist to put em up here bwahaha.

this is kighin. my best friend in the class lol and that christopher wee sleeping in the background, as usual. lol

this is heng jeng. i mean heng joon. yeah, he's a retard.

yeah so this is the awake version of chris wee hahaha

lol heres me and kighin. he claims the shirt is freaking blocking his face. and i quote:
"mahai ar, the shirt blocking my face."

ok i was really debating whether i shud be putting this up.. but wat the heck hahaha there have been worst pictures lol.

yeah man. SMKDJ. school of fucktards lol. dammit i miss that school.

(and yes i was too lazy to do anything else so i am just posting pictures. watever. i own this blog and i can do watever the hell i want to.)

till the next post~

I AM IRON MANNNNNNN. just as hard too!

2008-04-30T09:20:00.000-07:00

yo. just watched the iron man movie.

and..

MY GOD CAN A MOVIE BE THAT GOOD? (ahah not as good as Transformers though)

hahahahahhah anyways seriously it is DAMN good

the scene where Tony Stark is putting on the armor to go rescue some people in another country...
MY GOD TECHNORGASMIC.

yes ladies and gentleman. it is THAT GOOD.

so coming back at home and IRON MAN DEPRIVED. i just open up the paint program and drew myself something haha TADAH!

i assure you i did the whole thing with the windows Paint program haha. i think its pretty good.
what do you think?

anyways i realized i made some mistakes after taking a look at some photos online. will fix it next time ahah, hopefully i can draw out the body too!

IRON MAN MAKES ME HARD LIKE IRON

haha please GO WATCH THE SHOW.

i havent felt so TECHNORGASMIC since TRANSFORMERS.

ahahha

randomness X

till the next post~

GUMMMMIII BEARRSS GOOODNESS!!!

2008-04-25T07:23:00.000-07:00

HEY HO!

I just had to post this up HAHA

today i was having a conversation with MAIL-Leeee-SAH the pipsqueek and i have no idea why we started talking about her FAVORITE CARTOON the god damn GUMMI BEARS. HAHA

anyhows. if you have no idea what i am talking about... the adventures of the gummi bears WAS a really popular disney cartoon back in the mid 80s through to the early 90s. watever.

apparently they have this SPECIAL GUMMIBERRY JUICE that makes u bounce ALLL OVER THE FREAKING PLACE LIKE an OSAMA HIGH ON CRACK. IF you are a gummi bear. but it still gives u super freaking strength if you're a human. watever.

ANYWAYS.

in my case. gummi bears ALWAYS reminded me of the sweeeeet chewy confectionery shaped like a bear! HMM THEY COME IN SO MANY FLAVORS YUUMM YUMMMM
HOHO which is something like this:

HAHA

so my twisted mind suddenlyyyyy came to a BRILLIANT IDEA! WHAT IF WE CROSS OVER BOTH WORLDS? HOHO

HMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummmm yummmmmmmm CHEWY GUMMI BEARS!

hmm, grape flavoured

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SORRY MEL, FOR DESTROYING YOUR CHILDHOOD. (i'm pretty sure i've destroyed countless childhoods as i finish this post LOL)
hahah sorry i know i'm pretty random.

till the next post~

REVENGE SHALL BE MINE!!! BWAHAHAHAH

2008-04-22T07:10:00.000-07:00

HOW TO EXACT REVENGE ON YOUR ENEMY/IES

Ingredients/Materials

1 bucket of Baskin Robbins ice-cream/or whatever good stuff icecream you could get your hands on. (what ever brand it is, make sure the flavor has lots of nuts in it!)

1 Nostril filled with GOLD

1 finger

1 Enemy

1. First off. start digging gold. LOTS OF "GOLD" .

2. when GOLD is retrieved. open up the the bucket.

3. insert GOLD into ice-cream. stir well.

4. Finally, present ice-cream to enemy. Make sure u give a big smile! nothing says "you're such a great person and i wanna give you this ice-cream (but its filled with shit)" like a big smile!
so remember, SMILES SMILES SMILES!

5. Enjoy while you watch him/her ENJOY her TREAT!

HAHA

well certainly there is more than one way to skin a mongoose! (qtd Taj Mahal)
another way is to get a really big blister on your foot.... then when the skin peels off.. let it dry to a crisp!

next put it into a packet of potato chips and give it to your enemy! HOHOHO

AHHHHHH REVENGE EXTRAVAGANZA!

HAHAHA

so watch out people. if i were to give you some baskin robbins or chips... DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!

the happiest news i got today?

TRANSFORMERS 2 is coming out in 2009. MICHAEL BAY DUN FUCK WITH ME. DUN FUCKING LIE TO ME!

IRON MAN is a WEEEEK AWAY!!!! HOOOOOOOOOO!

haha

till the next post~

THISSSS ISSSS BLOGGGEEERRR!!!!!

2008-04-07T23:23:00.000-07:00

yo. so the other day i was sitting at work at this part time job.. and was bored as helll, suddenly started thinking about the movie 300 haha. at the sscene where leonidas kicks the shit outta the persian messenger into the shit hole. haha then i started thinking that line could be used in ALOT of situatiions! HOHOHO

for example.

p.s. *please say it the way LEONIDAS says "THIS IS SPARRTAAA!!" for comedic effect*

THIS IS... RATTATA!!!!!!!!

THIS IS.... SANTAA!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS....MANGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahahahah ming wei! we all miss your mangoness LOL!

THIS IS...... BANANA!!!!!!!!!
HOHO JASON WEE KIM TIONG/TEONG bloody hell where have you been wei come online la emo fuck.

anyways, of course i realized that i wasnt the only one who thought of all this this is sparta nonsense la! so here i are a few spoofs which i thought was really funny! haha

this one is from vgcats.com they have awesome webcomics go check it out!
"click on the comic to see the bigger version!"

hahahaa who wants to be a spartan?

and finally the OLI-GEE-NAIL

THISSSSSS ISSSS SPPPAARRTTAAA!!!!!!!!!!

~till the next post

HUZZZZAH!!!

2008-03-27T09:34:00.000-07:00

HUZZZZZZAAAHHHHH!!!!

HEY EVERYONE!

HAHA sorry i've been MIA for MORE THAN A FEW MONTHS

just been too lazy to blog la, and nothing much to blog about too.. CHARM-man live a pretty normal, boring life!

MEH!

ANYHOOOS

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH...

errr.

HOW IS...

errr..

ok i got nothing.

LOL

in the mean time! enjoy:

I'm always with you too! HOHO

and on an completely unrelated note, this comic literally depicts how men feel... HOHO
*click on comic to enlarge*

yes WOMAN. enjoy your whips while you still can..

MEN WILL RISE... MEN WILL RISE...

~until the next post

2007-12-05T10:52:00.000-08:00

Tagged by nobody. just felt like it during the moment.

WARNING: you are gonna feeeeel theee LOVVVEEE.

The most recent picture of you:
p.s. note my shades

When was this taken?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

Who took it?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

A picture of you making a peace sign:

you want a peace sign? theres the peace sign for you. nice and big and kills decepticons too.

Is this picture in color?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings

Are your nails painted in the picture?
Freedom is the right of all... WHAT? NAILS? do i look like i have NAILS. i do have a nice flame paint job though.

A picture of you with friends:

Who are you with?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

A picture of you in a weird/random place:

Where were you?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

Who took the picture?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

A picture of you in black and white:

okay its not exactly black and white. sue me. i'm the leader of the Autobots.

Did you edit this picture to black and white or did you take it like that?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

Do you like black and white or color pictures better?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

A picture of you with your hair up:

.... you've gotta be kidding me.

Do you like your hair up?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

Is it in a ponytail, pigtails, etc.?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

A picture of you with a WEIRD face:

Is your face more funny or just straight up scary?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

A picture of you wearing a black colored shirt:

A picture of you wearing a green colored shirt:

A picture of you wearing a red colored shirt:

A picture of you with your halloween costume:

Guesss who?

A picture of you with your mouth open:

(ok its not exactly opened, sue me. i'm the leader of the autobots)

Why is your mouth open?
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.

*i would like to extend an apology to the almighty Mr Prime.*
I AM SO SORRY I DIDNT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME

haha

till the next post~

TAggeD?

2007-12-05T10:25:00.000-08:00

Loseriffic Florence Lim, literally BEGGED my to do this. tsk tsk. where is your life florence? where is your life? *heeheeheehee* KIDDING

5 things found in my bag:
-scrap paper
-pen
-random coins
-books?
-underwear(serious. this is as of NOW)

5 things found in my purse (you mean wallet?):
-atm,mykad,bla bla bla
-mooney. oops scratch that. no money now.
-a picture of Mr. Optimus Prime
-a letter saying how much you mean to me addressed to Mr. Prime
-a punctured condom. (hope i DON'T forget that its punctured)

5 favourite things in my room:
-Voyager class Optimus Prime
-Deluxe class Camaro 2008 BumbleBee
-Voyager class Megatron/Ironhide/StarScream
-Deluxe class Bonecrusher & Barricade
-Fucky the Pillow

5 things I've always wanted to do:
-BE THE MALAYSIAN HARD-GAY
-MEET HARD GAY
-Back-packing around the globe butt-naked
-BAck-pack around the globe with HARD GAY
-Star in a Sequel to Transformers. ( i would do absolutely anything for this.trust me, i would)

5 things I'm currently into:
-Transformers
-Hard Gay
-transformers AND hard gay together
-making fun of loseriffic people ahem*florence*ahem
-nakedness

5 people I'm gonna tag:
-Samuel uh-Oh
-florence (HAHA do it again la!)
-joyce lim the loseriffic
-YOU. (yes you who is reading this now. go do it)
-Mr. Optimus Prime.

uggghhhh now thats over with... gotta go study for my exam tmorroow. OH SHIT IT IS TOMORORW NOW. ROAR.

oh watch out for my next ttagged post. HOHO goonaa be more than meets the eye! HOHOHO

till the next post~

trugs overdose~HOOOO!!

2007-11-12T05:14:00.000-08:00

so. how do you find out you are taking in too much TRANSFORMERS?
when:

a) you've have almost the whole collection of the transformers movie toyline costing roughly RM 1000
b)you've watched the movie 5 times. (twice in the cinemas, thrice 'somewhere else')
c)after watching the movie 5 times you go out and bought an original transformer 2-disc special edition home dvd that costs RM 100

OR

d) all of the above?

in my case? d)all of the above.

THIS IS GOING OUT OF HANDD!!!!!!!!

yes i just came home with a 2-disc special edition home dvd.
Of a movie that i have watched 5 times.
That i have loved each and every minute of.
That the thought of watching one more time doesnt bother me.
That.. OMG tHIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND. I DONT GROW MONEY ON TREES.

and i still owe my vocal lessons centre RM 240.

WHAT AM I DOING??!!!!!!!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

buttttttttttt ittss soo shinnny~~~~~~~~~~~

the front and back cover of the dvd!

*orgasms*

squirt squirt! lol

I DONT HAVE ISSUES. LEAVE ME ALONE. RARRRRRRRR. myyyyyy prrreecciioussss~~~~ STAY AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUSSS~~~~~~~~~~ YES THEY TRY TO STEAL OUR PRECIOUS~~~~~~~~~ *screech*

hohoho

i even started doodling in Paint about transformers after i watched the extra dvd! lol
i think i might just have a talent for paint!

meet, DOODLE PRIME!

HOHOHO
i didnt look at any pictures or wat not mind you. all done in paint. lol
watch out for my transformers doodle series!

ok... gotta relax... no more transformers. relax. chill. i had enough.

*SCREECH* MYYY PREEECIOOUSSSSSSS~~~~~ YOU TAKING MY PRECIOUS AWAY FROMMM MEEEE???1!!!! MARCUS KILLL~~MARCUS'S PrECIOUSSS~~~~~ RARRR

i think i need help.

HOHO

off to watch the movie the 6th time! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

till the next post~

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

2007-11-06T02:53:00.000-08:00

yo, bet u guys are complaining that i post too little? HO HO HO
so lets get straight to the point!
been such a nice week!
letsss seee.....

i cut pinky and it bled like maD!!
i won a halloween costume competition (with melanie!)
i created a country (inside joke hohoho)
so eventful!

so anyways
for halloween i decided to be a roman warrior. but duwan why when everyone see me they call me a spartan.. so whatever la.
since i was gonna dress up might as well do it to the max!!!
i got the costume off a shop in hartamas.. but theresss no helmet!
so i decided to make one! BWAHAHA SO SEMANGATED.

so dilly dally i started making it the night before..... using card board n stuffff
then when FINALLY AFTER 1 HOUR, while making THE FINAL CUT.. using a SUPER BIG SHARP NASTY MEANY BLADE............... KKKKKKEEERRRRCHHHHAAAAAAAAKKKKKKK
..
..
..
..
..
..
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I CLEANLY SLICED INTO THE TIPS OF MY PINKY.
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!@$!@#%#!@%#%@%@#%@#%@#%@#%@#%@#%@#%@#%@#%@#
suddenly i can curse like in 12 different languages.
its a pretty deep cut, and when i was trying to stop the bleeding, i put a cup to see how much i bled... i bled like ALMOST a CUP of blood. not big cup la. crazy meh.
lucky thanks to the first aid training from Camp5 i stopped the bleeding (after a "small" amount of time HOHOHO)

the funny part is when i was at the doctors. my mom being a mom and all forced me to go to the doctors even though my manly instincts kicked in:

mom: go to the clinic. the cut is deep
me: (in a very very manly deep voice) no. it is fine. the cut is like nothing. like kena bite by a dust mite.
mom: den why is it still bleeding.
me: ....
me: *whimper* help me mommy.

manly instincts my ASS. its every man for himself. i'm going to the clinic. get the best doctors in town, and the best nurses in town, and the best treatment in town. WHATeVER. JUST GET ME THERE.

so much for being a manly SPARTAN.

so at the doctors.

doctor: aiyooohh its ok la. small cut only. nurse, please help the young MAN to clean the wound and wrap it up.
nurse: ok doctor. (begins cleaning wound with antiseptic lotion blablabla)
me: *whimper*

lol this is the funniest part.
the moment she started washing the wound...

NO JOKE. IT LITERALLY SQUIRTED OUT. lol then it just kept bleeding and bleeding until my whole arm goes numb.. lol the nurse panicked and called for the doctor.
he came in.. and couldn stop the bleeding too LOL. said i hit some vein or something dunno wat talking he. den guess what he did

HE FREAKING RUBBERBANDED MY PINKY. FUCK THE WAT?

the rubberband damn freaking tight somemore!
oh well. and i took a anti-tetanus injection, and 4 bags of medicine to take.
FUCK THE WAT? FOR A MINISCULE CUT? PFFFFFTTTTTT SPARTANS DUN TAKE MEDICINE ROARRRRRRRR

i want my mommy.. *whimper*

hahaah
anyways it all paid off! when i was at Souled Out and they were announcing the prizes....]

DJ: and the first prized to best costume goes to.....*drum rolls* MARCUS THE SPARTAN!!!!
me: THISSSS ISSSS SPAARRTTTTTAAAAAA!!!!

no seriously, i really did that!

hahaah
heres some pics!

i won it with MELANIE THE POISON IVY!!! HOHOHO

SPARTAN, JACKTHERIPPER,POISONIVY

ISNT THE HELMET COOL?????

SPARTAN and PATRICK THE PIRATE!

i even came out on the star metro! FOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
its on a Friday 2/11/07 i think! *click me*

hahahah awesome funness! my finger still hurts though. LOL
well i was thinking .. too bad there wasnt a hard gay costume. i would SOOO WEAR IT.
anyways. guesss this will have to doo...

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

till the next post~

its called cofFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, not coffee.

2007-10-13T17:50:00.000-07:00

AHHHHH... here i am sipping a nice hot cup of cofFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

DOMO!! HARDO GAY DES!!!!

heeheehee

phew.. wat a day it has been. i've been awake for 24 hours straight. and still going!
no sleep baby, FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

anyways, just decided that there are some videos that u guys absolutely MUST see.
introduce by a college friend of mine. so.. HERE YOU GO!

japanese madness, FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH IT. YOU WILL DEFINITELY NOT REGRET IT. I SWEAR ON MY PENIS, FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

oh yeah and heres ur daily dose of Mr. Razor Ramon Sumitani! FOOOOOO!

haha this two is the ones i personally liked! if only i can do wat he does in malaysia. SIGH T_T

oh well.. i am feeling damn hypered now. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
enjoy the videos!

COFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

~till the next post

DOMO!!!! HARDOO GAY DESS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

2007-09-29T16:13:00.000-07:00

before i say anything else, please watch the following video. please.

please finish watching the video before you proceed.

dont you just love him? FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHHAAHAH.
please watch the rest of his videos on youtube if you like them.
i'll be posting one new video everytime i make a post anyways. so you can watch it here if you're too god damn lazy to go find it yourself.

anyways. its 7.20 am on a SUNDAY MORNING. and i am awake. holycrapshitmofo. i need to sleep soon. why the hell am i doing this on a FREAKing Sunday Morning..

uggghhhhhh just suddenly got the urge to blog.. ughhh. omg i dunno wat i am saying .. alkda121518350239052!@$!@%$@#51325

vomitbloodX100

so current updates,

Razor Ramon Sumitani Hard Gay is my latest idol.
i am attending vocal lessons.
i am still a cheerleader.
i am still injured on both my knees and left wrist.
i am still working in bambo9 (pronounced bamboo 9, retards).
i am still not gay(i think, too bad for you jason wee).
i am still trying to be funny while blogging and failing terribly (no wonder no one comes back to this blog lol, i dun blame you guys.).

ughhh 7.27 am.......
$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#

oh yeah, its time for the daily dose of funny.
so the other day rite,

ok anyways. i was at the CHARM practice in USJ.. so we were having this evaluation thingy and i was done with mine. so being the immature, playful and idiotic kid i am.. i tried to emulate something from the HARDGAY series.

ugghhh 7.40 am..#^@4

what i was trying to do was this... the 3rd picture with the legs open.

cuz there was like this badminton pole there so the genius in me thought it would be funny to do the leg open pose on the pole hanging. so it was suppose to look like this:

SO FUNNY RITE?

ok.. wat didnt occure to me is there is something called FORCE. (i'm sure u can guess wat happened by now)

so.. instead of wat was suppose to happen that is suppose to be oh so funny and everyone will laugh and everyone will love me because i am so funny and lovable and so cute and so funny and so hilarious and so naughty but veli funny..

what REALLY happened was:

this is me getting ready to jump and go FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

so.. UP I GO AND.........

DOWN I COME!!! (half way through i just realized my grave mistake that will haunt me forever)

KABLAMMMMMMM!!. i thought i heard a popping sound coming from my groin area.

the moral of the story is?

you don't mess with the fucking pole

don't worry ladies. my nuts still works.

till the next post~

NO NOT THE BUTT-OMATIC!

2007-09-10T05:25:00.000-07:00

yoz.

time for ze updatez.

i know i have said it once. but i will say it again lol I WILL TRY TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN.
you readers are important to me... as important as... cheese on lasagna...... hmmmmmmmm lasagna.......

ok anyways. for those of you who wondered wat i did when i was in aussie and who is missing me now *ahem SauMangKaiEmoJasonWeeKimTeong'sPunyaGirlfriendMichelleKooEmo ahem*
HAHA trick you didnt i jason? dun emo so fast.. reead properly first...

HOHOHO

anyways.

lets talk about my trip to goldcoast.

first of all. PLEASE DUN TAKE THE TRAIN FROM MELBOURNE TO GOLDCOAST. FROM EXPERIENCE, LISTEN tO ME. IF YOU ARE EVER IN MELBOURNE, and YOU ARE PLANNING TO GO TO GOLDCOAST.. PLEASE DUN FARTING TAKE THE STUPID TRAIN.

24 hour train ride.

yes. you heard me right.

FARTIING 24 HOUR TRAIN RIDE.

oh and u see the word "FARTING" yea u heard me right too. i am trying NOT to curse so much as i found out i have younger audiences within my blog loop. macheebai youngfucks.

ok anyways. on the way to goldcoast.. AT LEAST we made a stop in sydney half way through. woohooo went Emo Nemo Hunting.

AHHHHHHH SYDNEY AUSTRALIA.
now i can say it out loud and proud that i have been to the opera house.
sooo WHERES NEMO?

oh.. one of the upside to sydney is the PANCAKES ON THE ROCKS!
no serious. thats the name of the restaurant.
AWESOME pancakes. SCREW PADDINGTON'S.
PANCAKES IZ ROXX
HAHA PANCAKES ON THE ROCKS IS ROXX!!
GEDDIT?

ok nevermind.

thats the whole bunch of us.

MOVING ON.
anyways.. after breakfast me and the guys decided to go for abitz of bar hopping. the girls decided to go shopping. so itz all good...

i think we went to 4 bars in total.. had some pretty kick ass beers.

seriously man.. where else can u get CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED BEER AND SOME FUNKY MIXTUREROO BEER.

moving on.....
so finally another half a day on the train and 4 hours on the bus.. den we reached out destination! GOLD COAST AUSTRALIA.

well anyways.. we made our way to a few crazy ass team parksss. first stop is DREAM WORLD!!! AND THATS THE PERFECT TIME FOR MY FARTING CAMERA TO RUN OUT OF BATTERIES.. @#$!#@#@%~@#%

anyways heres a pic i stole from google of the TERRIFYING rides i took, GIANT DROP & the Tower of Terror.
freaking scary man.
thegirls : COME LETS GO TAKE THAT RIDE! DAMN FUN BLA BLA BLA..
me: do i have to? *whimper*
thegirls : DUN SO PUSSY LA
me: but... i ammm a pusssyy *whimper* can't i just go hang out at the petting farm?(HEEHEEHEE PETTING FARM)
thegirls: NO YOU SICKO.

cant believe i actually went on that ride.
CRAZY. try wikipedia-ing the ride.. it'll give u a ROUGH picture of wat i went through...

anyways i wasnt kidding about the petting farm! GUESS WHO I FOUND THERE?
our CHARM All-stars's VERY OWN.... SANDRA CHAN, LIYEN AND MELISA!

WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED THAT I WOULD MEET THEM IN AUSTRALIA?
WAT A SMALL WORLD TEEHEE

and i found some kangaroos.. they were like all over the place... free to touch.. dammit i wanted to kick them so badly.. but the stupid park ranger wouldnt let me.. HEEHEE KICK THE KANGAROO.
anyways... DAY 2 we went to MOVIE WORLD! WOOHOO GET TO MEET BATMAN WOOHOOO AND DAPHNE FROM SCOOBY DOO WOOHOO

OH BATMAN DROOL DROOL DROOL OH PLEASEE TAKE ME LIKE A VIRGIN GIRL.

OH DAPHNE DROOL DROOOL DROOOOLL TAKE ME I AM YOUR VIRGIN
HAHA JUST KIDDING

anyways.
theres this kick ass best rollercoaster in the southern hemisphere called the SUPERMAN ESCAPE. TOTALLY AWESOME RIDE YO.

and theres my BABY!

anyways.. gold coast was the bomb.. thats just a summary of it.. got lots more to tell but i am too damn lazy.. ask me personally and i just might.. MIGHT tell you about it.

so.. back to real life now.
so now i'm working in this awesome new place. called BAMBO9.. its pronounced bamboo 9 you fuckheads. anyways.. its this brand new club located in TTDI PLAZA. so come visit me every saturday! and NO i wont give u free drinks. entry is free though!

haha the other day i celebrated my birthday eve.. which is MERDEKA EVE to those fuckhead friends of mine who DID not remember lol well i guess majority remember la. so thanks for all the wishes! ahahahh and my OH SO SWEET cousin of mine came to the club with her friends to wish me happy birthday. "SO SWEET". (pfft actually beginning of the night she so sad sitting all alone no one teman.. lol if not for me always temaning her she died of loneliness and boredom edi HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

ahah kidding kidding.. great kid. thanks coz!

me and my cousin.
and NO you CANNOt have her number you sickos. she is only 17.

oh yeah.. to cheewei chengchu and whoever from charm. nah this is yeeming's dance video!
heeheehee! dun kill me yeeming! i LOVE YOU!

anywayss..
i'm lazy now.
so till the next post~

updatetoh mundoh

2007-08-26T04:41:00.000-07:00

HELLLOOOO READDERSS!!! I've MISSED YOU GUYS AND GIRLS!

bwahahahah after an awful lot of pestering from you people... i've finally decided to get off me butt and do and update! ahahahh sorry laa... my good friend, procrastination has been asking me out tooo much! heeheehee

wellllll anywayss.... i am back from AUSTRALIA... awesome place... and and and did i mention i won a new Sony Video Mp3 player? WOOHOOOO! YOU WANNA KNOW WHERE I GOT IT?
i got it...

THRU MY BLOG!

well technically its a link in my blog haha. you see those links from google? those pesky little advertisments? well once in a while it might just be worth you while to click it if you see something like "WIN A BRAND NEW SONY VIDEO MP3 PLAYER NOW!" HAHA i check the site out and join a simple little competition and BADAHBING BADAHBOOOM!

TADAH! INSTANT FREE VIDEO MP3 PLaYER!i chose the black one!
its worth RM 900 you know! so seriously guys... JOIN these online competitions... IF I can win something like this.. YOU CAN. serious no joke!

i still remember the time i showed MR JASON WEE KIM TIONG whose currently emo-ing away in FREAKING HAWAII with emo girlfriend MICHELLE KOO EE MO... the thing i did for the competition (its like a mini music video blablabla). he said it.. and i quote "WAH DAMN SUCK WEI. HOW CAN WIN LIKE THAT".

WHO's LAUGHING NOW HUH? BWAHAHAHHAHAH

well anyways.

TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE 2007 IS OFFICIALLY THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES.

ONLY TO BE TOPPED BY TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE II 20XX. period.

if you havent watched the movie yet, i am going to punch you. if you insult the movie. i am going to punch you. if you do not like it. i am going to rape you.

yes. RAPE. butt rupture.

HAHA.

anywaysssss.. CHECK OUT THESE COOOL TOYS I GOT!

BLACKOUT

BRAWL

STARSCREAM

SCORPONOK

DROOL*DROOL*DROOOLL*

transformers roxxor.
i have MORE coming soon BWAHAHAHAHAHA

well anyways.. to more RECENT RECENT news...

just 2 days ago i was at the hospital for a checkup.. something wrong with my knees and wrist blablabla nothing much to tell there..
ANYWAYS

the main story here is during the check up
damn farny

me: so doctor. hows my knees and all. (this was after i explain wats wrong with it)
doctor: hmm, i am not so sure now. take off your pants first.
me: ok.

..
..
..
me: WAIT WAT?
doctor: take off your pants and go lie down on the bed.
me: ok.

..
..
..
me: WAIT AGAIN WAT? i thought this is about my knees?
doctor: yes. i need to examine your knees first. i need you to take off your pants because it will be in the way. (i was wearing jeans at the time. stupid idea)
me: ok..*whimper*

mother laughs*

yes my mom was there.

AND LUCKY I WASNT WEARING BOXERS. was wearing underwear.
i not die habis all my scrotum and testes kena nampak.
T_T

OH YEAH ONE MORE THING.
GUESS WAT OTHER THING I WON?
RM 500 FROM FLYFM's FILM FIASCO!
visit their website for more info! http://www.flyfm.com.my/

WOOHOOOO

SEE!! IF YOU TRY CONFIRM CAN WIN WAN! DUN GIVE UP!!!

HAHA SEEE WHOS LAUGHING NOW!?

oh and this is wat i would look like if i was born in a simpson's world:

haha laugh*laugh*laugh* how i wished i looked THAT good.

Simpsons cracked me up!

thats all for now folks!

will update sooonish!

till the next post~ tralalala

LONG TIME NO PRON

2007-07-07T05:20:00.000-07:00

HAAAAALLOOOOO my faithful friends and assholes!

sorry long time no blog!

anyways straight to da point

i'm in MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA! land of gay kangaroos and lesbian koalas! WOOOO!!!

there has been lots and lots of eating and sight seeing ever since i've been here man.. haha gonna go home fat! yee ming has been trying her best to get me fat bcuz i am fitter than her HAHAHA and she is reading the screen right now and i think i'm gonna die later *whimper*

so anyways, the first sightseeing place i went was Mount Dandenong. go up there feed bird birds. lol

we went up there to join her GFN group for a nice bbq. hmmmmm free meall.. i like...

so here's one of the stupid birds lol the one in red. oh wait. i mean the one on the right.
shes reading the screen again omg i am gonna die.

and heres a big fat one that bullies every other bird to go away so he can eat. so dictating. reminds me of someone back home. *ahem*

anyways heres another cool looking one.

and heres me feeding one.

guess who's the bird?

oh god i look so gay in this picture.

keep in mind though that all those birds were from the wild. they're called Rosellas, check it out on wikipedia. we were at a forest reserve in Mount Dandenong. cool.

HERES MY LITTLE ESKIMO! SOO CUTE!

later we went furthur up of Mount Dandenong for some sightseeing. went to lots and lots and LOTS of little shops. walk until can die.

heres us at the top! miss us ler, Malaysia.

well anyways, thats it for MOUNT DANDENONG. if u're someone who likes birds, barbeque or barbequed birds. go there and catch one to bbq.

ANYWAY
ON WARDS TO MELBOURNE CITY!

keep in mind that i did not stay near the city. i was living in the suburban area in CLAYTON, MONASH. a trip to the city damn marfan i tell you.

first. a 15 minute walk to the bus station. den another 15 minute ride to the train station. den a 5 minute walk to the train. den a 25 minute trip to the city by train. WAH LAO EH. can die. go to the city once can loose 20 pounds by just walking. HOW TO GET FAT WOR. so freaking cold here somemore. LOL

so the first time i went to the city just shop shop shop till drop. drop dead broke dat is. no money to eat edi think need to sing in the streets for money.

second time.. i was brought to the.......

just in case ur not smart enuff to see where it is...

its the MELBOURNE AQUARIUM. fuuuyooh.

the first thing i realize about this place is.. that the place is filled with FOOD. LIKE BUFFET YO.

heres a HUGE ASS CRAB..hmmmm TASTEY

HUGE ASS LOBSTER. OMG I HUNGRY LIAO.

and ooooh oooh! SPOT EMO NEMO!

heres a cool looking Leafy Sea Dragon. very leafy indeed.

omg TASTEY FISHY

and this crab reminded me of Starship Troopers. totally awesome.

i couldn't withstand the hunger anymore. must eat BUFFET. RARR

seriously they shud change the name AQUARIUM to SEAFOOD BUFFET. and cook their animals for customers. and for free.

TO ALL MGs. IF YOU HAVE BEEN TO THE LANGKAWI TRIP YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS NEXT PICTURE. IF NOT YOU WILL STILL UNDERSTAND BECAUSE THE OTHER MGs WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.

dum dum dum dum dum dum!

STARFISH!

ahah heres a POISONOUS LION FISH YO.

and heres a huge as Wrasse which i wan to eat so badllly... uuuhhh seafood buffet...
here are some cool jelly-fishes which remind me of jelly

cool ler.

omg more crabs. sooo TASTEYY. all super huge ass somemore.
SO HUGE ASS

and heres the SHARK everyone's been waiting for, this is called a Nurse Shark.
its funny how they would call something that big and scary, a Nurse. try calling sheng joule a nurse and see what he does to u.

and heres another big ass sting ray. omg ikan bakar. i missss...
my friend brian. thats how measley he is compared to the stingray. no wonder steve irwin died. sob sob sob. STEVE IRWIN. YOU WILL BE MISSED.

well anyways., thats it for now. will blog more soon! (soon as in another few weeks) HAHA

NEXT STOP. GOLD COAST AUSTRALIA!

will be down in gold coast for the next week. woohoo!!

till the next post~

WHOA, i did whaat???

2007-06-27T01:41:00.000-07:00

hey guys and galss.. sorry for not posting.. its really been hectic with one thing leading to another. and plus minus some missing pics. anyways.. heres whats been happening for the past week!

but i wanna say sorry in advance first cuz this post is rather rushed... CUZ I AM RUSHING. I'M SUPPOSE TO BE ON A PLANE TO MELBOURNE IN LESS THAN AN HOUR. ARGH FARK. RUSH RUSH RUSH.

first of all, we had the cheer clinic which was awesome, awesomely TIRING.
lol but fun none the less. hundreds of cheerleaders running and screaming around isnt so bad after all. the cheer clinic was held on tuesday and wednesday. can die gg tiring.

thats us at the clinic. with my hurt wrist.

later on, us charm all-stars brought the 2 younger judges from the United States to watch Malaysia's very own So You Think You Can Dance!

1 Baby, 1 Stone and a Hunk. KIDDING =P

and meet Samantha, and Samantha. yeah both their names are Samantha. gila confusing when calling out to them. so we dubbed them Sam1(right), and Sam2(left).

so anyways here are the finalist! DENNIS GOOD JOB!

the bunch of kids

and the rest of us.

later on we proceeded to Maison which was AWESOME. AWESOMELY PACKED THAT IS. DUNNO WAT CRAAZY NIGHT EVERYONE NO LIFE GO TO MAISON.
oh well. no pics there, didnt wanna get our cameras stolen. MOVING ON...........................................................................................................................................

to CHEER 07. it was absolutely SPLENDID. THE SMKDJ DYNAMITEZ TOOK CHAMPION. HANDS DOWN THEY OWN KAO ALL THE REST. AWESOME!
seriously couldn be more proud. BOOM* DYNAMITEZ!!

later after the whole thing ended.. we gotten a little itchy hand so decided to do some stunts for fun with the USA judges.

COOL LER. JEALOUS LER.

so..anyways, we all headed out to Piccolo Mondo @ midvalley for our celebration dinner.
duno why we're celebrating but who cares.
great dinner.

My Buddy From the US. i tell u this girl damn crazy wan. 17 years old only. we had lots of crazy laughs.

after dinner we ran to baskin robbins to get ourselves some dessert!

it doesnt pay to steal, cuz wat goes around...............

COMES AROUND. I DROPPED MY FREAKING WAFER ARGH EMO EMO EMO
*WHIMPER*WHIMPER*WHIMPER*

later we went on with some STUPID GAMES LOL in the mall. rite smack middle of the mall everyone watching. stupidity to the max but funny like hell.

and.. we moved on to an AFTER PARTY! WOOOOO!!!

LIQUOR+HYPER CHEERLEADERS+TWISTER= CHAOS.

OMG WHY IS HIS HEAD NEXT TO MY CROTCH

this is soo wrong. in so many ways.

LOL anyways the US girls already went home. we're missing you girls already!
that's bout it for cheer week! sorry for the rush job with the postings. but so many ppl post about it already i felt too lazy to tell you things that u've already read 12412525123 times.

but anyways.. i had a very nice conversation with some fellow MGs 2 days ago.. that inspire me to wanna write about whats about to be written. this serve as a warning/reminder to all the guys out there.

COMMUNICATIONS BETWEEN THE OPPOSITE SEXES.
alrite guys.. a few rules that u have to remember when conversing with the opposite sex, but mainly to those who are already involved in a relationship.

RULE NUMBER 1.
-whatever that comes outta ur mouth and into her ear, IS a PROMISE. REGARDLESS of the fact whether u said the words "I PROMISE". for example, if u said 'alrite, maybe tomorrow i'll call you', you are expected to do so. and if u do not, you ARE BREAKING A PROMISE.

RULE NUMBER 2.
-CHOOSE UR BATTLES. please dun get emo over little stuff and get into huge arguments because u guys dun share the same feelings over what color shud the sky be. if possible, LET HER WIN MAJORITY of the BATTLES. NOT ALL. MAJORITY. saves you a whole lot of trouble of dealing with the after shocks.

my advice?
everytime you feel a spark of argument about to ignite, immediatly apologize. even if u do not know the reason. trust ur gut feeling.
i.e. 1
her: "NO ITS NOT SUPPPOSE TO..."
you: "yes dear, i'm so sorry"

i.e. 2
her: "THAT IS NOT HOW YOU.."
you: "yes dear, i'm sorry. you're rite"

i.e. 3
her: "you wanna eat chinese or...."
you: "yes dear. i'm sorry. you're rite"

just keep in mind of the Coin Flip Rule of Relationships. when in an argument, normally 80% of the arguments will end with "tails she win, heads you lose" (qtd. Kenneth Wong, 2007)

RULE NUMBER 3.
-trust ur instincts. rite now i am pulling things outta my ass and into this blog. if u think what i'm saying is a whole lot of crap, den believe what u think. lol
please dun take me seriously. ahem*yeemingbabydearest*ahem*joking*ahem*only*ahem

OH yeah, and this is specially for the women. i read this in yahoo a few days ago...
What it means when....

* He says, "I love you" for the first time (not during sex).
* He does. And he thought it long before he ever said it.

* He says, "Fine," in response to a question about how his day was.
* Fine. If something significant happened, he'll tell you -- in a few hours.

* He says, "Five," when you ask him how many women he's slept with.
* Twelve.

HAHA anyways. thats all for now. GONNA LEAVE FOR MELBOURNE SOON wOOHOOOOO
dun worry i will still blog. =P

till the next post~ tra-la-la-la-la

omg i cant feel my nipples.

2007-06-20T07:27:00.000-07:00

wah damn exhausted man

all this preparation for Cheer 07 really is a freaking kick in the balls man.

seriously dead tired man. just finish 2 clinics from yesterday n today. uugghhh more training tomorrow and friday.. ARGH someone please kill me now and end my misery.

oh well. it will end this coming Sunday 24th of June. so come see us, the CHARM ALL-STARS perform. we'll be at Stadium Putra, Bukit Jalil. gonna be an awesome event. so do drop by.

anyways. GO DYNAMITEZ! TEAM AWESOME! lol

anyways anyways.

how do you know things won't go well with you in the laws of attraction?

-you attract more guys than girls.

-big, BIG MALE dogs ahem*golden retrievers*ahem loves to 'TAKE' u from behind. literally

-with 5 fingers you can sum up to the girls that was attracted to you before. with 10 fingers you can sum up the guys that was attracted to you.

-when the last time you did something cool was going to a star wars movie.

-when your girl-friend's names are Vista, Linux or Apple.

oh god i am so tired I'm spilling crap outta my ass and into this post. sorry. gonna go sleep now.
sorry this has been a waste of ur precious time. retards.

till the next post~

You Sexy Thang!

2007-06-14T08:35:00.000-07:00

heyyy yoo

sooooooo..

i discovered something really really really important yesterday.

NEVER under any circumstances pick your nose after you applied Chinese medication to any part of your body.

no. this is serious.

soooooooooo anyways. i was just chilling in front of the comp after a long hard sweaty day of carrying and throwing girls around.. den after all that exercise.. felt like my hands and knees gonna break off.

so anyways tra-la-la-la-la i picked up the chinese medication and started rubbing over places that hurt. and when i am finally done with it i tra-la-la-la-la resume to a chillling night...

then, it happened.

i felt a sudden itch in my nose and i decided to 'clear the rubbish' or in other words do some 'gold digging'

events unfolded in exact chronological order:

-nose itches
-inserts finger into nose
-OMGWTF I FORGOT I JUST USED THE CHINESE MEDICINE AND MY HANDS ARE StILL COVERED WITH IT.
-OMG OMG OMG IT BURNS IT BURNSS
-ARGHHH THE INSIDES ARE BURNINGG ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-cries for mommy.

ok lah~ maybe i didnt CCRRIeeeDDdd for my mommy(maybe i did). but fuck that's not the point. seriously the burn was so intense i felt as if some cave men/women were building a bon fire in my nose. CHEE-SIN.

and you think THAT's the end of it?
butttt NOoOOooooo
after like 15 seconds my eye felt itchy.. and I RUBBED MY FREAKING EYE WITH THE SAME HAND....

ARRGHH FEEL THE BURRRRRRRRNNNNNN!!!

NO PAIN NO GAIN!!!!!

CHINESE MEDICATION IS THE FUCKING BITCH YO. DUN PRAY PRAY.

not careful with it, and it will turn u around and give u one nice fuck up the bunghole and make u cry like its little whiny bitch.

it made charm-man ITS BIIAATTCH.

dun mess yo~

well on another note.

what happens when ur girlfriend says...

"i expected too much lar.."

it means you're...

A) screwed
B) screwed
C) really really screwed
D) screwed beyond all recognition

hmm, i think i fit into all 4 answers.

OOOhh LLOoorrrDDdd.....

i'm sorry baby. i will try harder to be a better boyfriend..

till the next post~

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn

2007-06-11T09:30:00.000-07:00

hellloo. sorry i haven been posting LOL

just been really busy with Cheer 07 practices and work and all.

well anyways..
just when you thought that the 'flower-horn fish' craze is over....

lol

sandra tock. dun hate me. LOL

well few days ago while in gymnastics. we were just finishing up and dunno wat happen la to sandra tock all. i was just changing my shirt tra-la-la-la-la den suddenly "FFUUUPAAKKKK!!"
one loud sound.

the next thing i know is sand.tock holding her forehead.

LOL

so imagine this.. if you guys have seen the tom & jerry cartoons before....... whenever one of them gets hit on the head.. a bump immediatly grows rite?

so this is sandra

this is sandra, after getting elbowed on the fore-head by someone.

HAHA SERIOUS NO JOKE. THE BUMP SWELLEd UP RIGHT BEFORE MY VERY EYES! LOL
JUST LIKE MAGIC!

AHHAAH sorry sandra.

so heres after we help her iced the swelling..

if you look properly still can see quite a big bump on it.

hmm. looks like it needs more ice.

ahahah serious can laugh kao kao

well on another note. I FORGOT MY ABOUT MY MOM's BIRTHDAY ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SORRYY MOM. i feel like such an asshole. FUCK GONNA GO MAKE A BIRTHDAY CARD NOW.

SERIOUSLY WAT DO YOU DO IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?

oh and i found this amazingly funny. apparently i know a lot of ppl who are like this guy in the comic. maybe i am one of them too LOL

click on it to enlarge. for more of these comics got to ctrlaltdel's website. <-- click!
their comics seriously damn funny wan. if u understand the lingo.

introduced by kighin to me during year 2004. thank kighin. hope u find ur shoulders soon (inside joke HAHA will explain why in a future post)

anyways.. ONWARDS TO CARD MAKING.

if you are amazingly talented in last-minute card making. please call me. dial 1800-fuckiamsuchanidiot-300
remember to press 2 for english.

till the next post~

whatever.......!

2007-06-05T09:26:00.000-07:00

oh i forgot to upload this video for you guys to see.
BEST YOUTUBE VIDEO EVER.

this girl confirm gonna be in SMKDJ.

awesome right?

till the next post~

"i am such a whore" "yes, you are."

2007-06-04T12:20:00.000-07:00

do you guys realize how much of a whore i have become?

AD-whore la. lol
take a good look around my blog. its filled with ADs.

well, its all in for the 'send marcus to australia and make sure he dun starve to death' fund!

so do YOUR part for the needy.

check out those ads. it will do me good! lol

and speaking of which, there is a green color 'refresh' look-a-like button on my Advertlets ad. click on it and complete the poll please?
PRETTY PLEASE!

thankyouspankyou!

so anyways.

heres some overdue pics.
this happened few weeks back during cheer practice.

so i was just chilling in practice minding my own business..
tra-la-la-la-la... den SUDDENLY.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiippppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

T_T

MY GOD FORSAKEN PANTS RIPPED ITS ASS OFF. LITeRALLY.

JUST LOOK AT THAT GIANT RIP!

uhoh. now the ladiesss gonna get an eyeful!
sorry baby not my fault they wan to look! =P

LOL-ness. rip until gg-ness.
AND I WASNT WEARING MY SEXY-LEOPARD-SPOTS UNDERWEAR. ooops.. talked too much~~

hahaness. anyways. will blog more soon. my musskless aching veli badly. too much carrying girls around. LITERALLY. ciao

till the next post~

money,money,gimme,gimme

2007-05-31T10:11:00.000-07:00

argh. you guys cant believe how incredibly broke i am rite now T_T
before this.. when i ate at mcdonald's i would order like... for example:

1 chicken foldover large Mcvalue meal
1 grilled chicken burger/fillet-o-fish/6 piece Mcnuggets
1 chocolate sundae.

now
i only order:
1 chicken foldover REGULAR Mcvalue Meal
1 4 PIECE Mcnuggets.

SEEEEEE!!! from LARGE---->REGULAR DIE LA I AM GONNA STARVE TO DEATH

LOL

no la just kidding. i dont eat THAT MUCH..
...
ok. maybe i do, but THATs not the point.

so i realize that this 'Quest to Save The Damsel in Distress' is not cheap YO (visiting yeeming in australia) SERIOUS NO JOKE.

Return Air-Ticket = RM 2650
Australian Travelers Visa = RM 100
Expenses = RM 2500

to see my baby after so long?

PRICELESS

for everything else.. there is mastercard.

now.. IF ONLY I HAD A MASTERCARD

LOL

so now i settled the air ticket, settle the visa. the expense......

*vomitblood*

gg can die.

ok lets see.. rite now my bank account got.......

RM 100

AWESOME!

LOL

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

okie dokie hokie pokie.
so i thought to myself, 'it is time to plan'

Money Earning Scheme Numba 1.
*Operasi-BeggingMegging*

1st - punch self in face/get someone to punch you

2nd - kick self in balls

3rd - beg on the streets
BWAHAHA
ok maybe the balls kicking one wasn't unnecessary.

ok. dun think this wiill work.

NEXT.

Money Earning Scheme Numba 2.
*Operasi-MedicalFeesPlease*

1st - look for a street with busy traffic. (make sure cars are at moderate speed!)

2nd - wait for correct timing. Then run into the way of a moving car!

3rd - get hit and ask for medical fees. but instead of going to the hospital, save money in bank account.

next, find another road and repeat. but shit need to keep in mind that some drivers dun give shit to ppl like me lol. n might risk being run over.

ok. maybe this is a bad idea.

moving on.

argghh. need more money.
anyone willing to donate some before i hurt myself? =P
lolness

till the next post~

"you are such a noob.."

2007-05-29T11:26:00.000-07:00

hey yo! oh i forgot to mention something very important in my last post about the 'Eye On Malaysia'.

my group got chased out of the gondola. i think. lol

well anyways. while we were up there in the air. we came up with a BRILLIANT IDEA to rock the gondola. BRILLIANT!

sooooo we DID. out of all the 14123215 of gondolas. ours were the only one swaying...
ROFL.

so anyways. then we started playing with the lights. pressing it non-stop like we're in some la-la land disco.
so you can imagine. 23451235 feet up in the air. 12341234 gondolas. 1 swaying with flashing lights. boy, did we get the attention. like a bunch of attention deprived fuck-tards flashing our asses off to gain attention.

moments later...
"tuan-tuan dan puan-puan dalam gondola nombor 9(i think). sila jangan mengoyangkan gondola tersebut, jikalao apa-apa yang terjatuh keluar nanti kami tidak akan jamin tahu! kita sudah bagi warrninng!"

*moment of silence*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we laughed our asses off. n later after that we came down earlier than the rest! i think they purposely made us get off! LOL other ppl got an extra round! but we didnt LOL.

sigh. its not EVERYDAY u get chased off a giant ferris wheel!

LOL.

so anyways. today while i was having my break from work.. i was singing to myself.. "wat to eat.. wat to eat... chicken rice.. chicken rice! where to eat? where to eat?!..... the chicken rice shop! OF COURSE!" ok maybe i wasnt lar.

so ANYWAYS. i open my wallet. omg.
RM 10 left.

*vomit blood*

ok ok nevermind. only need to last till end of this week.

*vomit blood* X 100

NO PROBLEM CAN SAVE.
so i plan to go buy something from bread story then go sit down some bench n eat. T_T

'ok, if i use RM 5 to eat now(tuesday). then got RM 5 more can use on thursday's work break. den tomorrow(wednesday) not eating out. den friday oso not eating out. ok! no problem, hakuna matata!'

i took 2 pieces of bread. some euro shitballs and cumfiesta thingy. total = RM 4.50

'ok, got 50 cents left. hmmm that peach tea looks good.'
me: err excuse me, how much is that peach tea? (if RM 1.50 nvrmind, spend less on thursday)
lady: 1 peach tea? ok. *pours peach tea in plastic container*
me: err wait a minu.... *second lady punches in the peachtea into the receipt*

uhoh.

ok. normally i will say i dun wan the stupid tea wan. but i look behind me got long line so lazy to cause commotion. so ok lar, kena fuck up the ass this once.

me: *keeps quiet*
lady: ok. all together RM 8.00
me: ......................

*whimper* T_T

THE FREAKING PEACH TEA IS RM 3.50 @#%!@#%!@%#!!!!!
1 FrEAKING PEACH TEA.
HAKUNA FUCKTATA.

okay i know i sound veli da china man cheep skaate now. but serious no joke i am in dire need of SOME MOOLAAAHHH (money).

ARGH. kena con like pop corn.
*VOMIT BLOOD*

so i after that i sat on a bench enjoying my very very very precious RM 3.50 peach tea sip by sip. savouring every moment.

sigh. looks like i have RM 2 to spend on Thursday.
*whimperwhimper*
i am gonna kiill those 2 biittchheess.

SO ANYWAYS.

remember that time i posted about me being stalked? WEELLLL APPARENTLY...
NUMBA 1.
my employers found the video on youtube bout me. and they cant stop laughing bout it. AWESOME
'eh marcus, going home becareful you know! you wont know who is stalking you! *snicker-snicker-laugh-laugh-har-di-har-har*'

sigh. its not EVERDAY ur employer gets a good laugh on you!

NUMBA 2.
i found out that the stalker is a GUY.

yeap ladies and gentleman. dun ask me how. but i found out.
joke of the century.

ohh yeeming. i bet ur laughing ur ass off now.

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WATS IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THERE NO GOD???

i seem to always attract homo-men.
not that there is anything wrong with them. BUT. i prefer to attract the FEMALE of the HOMOSAPIEN GENUS.

arrghh u guys cannot believe i got how many gay-related stories.
dun worry. NON-OF them are physical.

arGH i dun feel like posting it cuz i do not feel like making myself a laughing stock for u merciless devils out there. SO BLOW ME.
omg that sounds so gay. T_T

sigh. its not EVERYDAY you find out you were stalked by a guy!

aRGHH now i am freaked out (once again).

sigh.. HAKUNA-FUCKING-MATATA
so who of you out there wanna hear the gay-stories?

till the next post~

and i thought jason was emo T_T

2007-05-25T09:03:00.000-07:00

hey ya peeps. this week has been a total wreck.
boring n smelly.

argh.

everyday is the same old motha focker drivers driving in my way. i need jason to scratch their car edi HAHA.

n for the first time in my life it took 2 hours to reach Subang USJ from my HOUSE.

seriously wat the flying fuck.

oh n stephanie thomas got her chin bitten by her sister. needed 3 stitches. serious no joke.
hope it doesnt leave a scar on her model face LOL

BORING N SMELLY.

so anyways. screw all that emo shit lar. boring,

so just now i went n sat on the EYE ON MALAYSIA. in case u duno wat it is, it is the GIANT GAY SPINNING WHEELS OF DOOM FROM HELL. but some like to call it a giant ferris wheel lar. lol

so anyways.. really its over-rated. i WAS SOO EXPECTING TO SEe SOMeTHING LIKE :

oh and btw the above pics are from 'Eye on London'
i was thinking both oso same name wat.. how different could it be.
so ok lar.. from far i saw:

wah seriously not bad. MALAYSIA BOLEH!

but then when i go near edi rite.. ehhhhh WHY SO LOW WAN?
only a few stories high. BORING.
then the gondolas.. SO TINY WAN?

omg. can only fit 8 ppl. and all must sit down. JUST LIKE A NORMAL FERRIS WHEEL.
WTF CON JOB !@$!@~%!

sigh. the view oso not that nice oso. OVER-RATED SIAL!

oh well. RM 15 bucks bye bye!

i am so broke

anyone wanna give me free money? give one dollar can get coupon to give me another dollar! worth it ler!

ahha so anyways. i saw this funny thing in my email yesterday!

haha awesome toy if u ask me! click on it to read it properly!

edit* oops. didnt know this was from Kenny Sia's Blog. oops. sorry*

anyways.. i'm bored.

till the next post~

life is boring.. sometimes

2007-05-22T10:09:00.000-07:00

heyy yo! sorry for the lack of updates. was seriously having a blogger's block and dunno wtf i doing oso.

anyways.. went jogging today after work. jogged at kiara park. not bad la.
oh yeah. highlight of the day, got one pretty girl not bad smiled at me when i passed her.
DUNNO WHY.

i cockstare at her only thinking "do i know her?" cuz she looks alot like last year's Miss Malaysia whom i met when she help CHARM host our cheerleading championships. forgot wats her name. ahah but i wasnt sure. so i give stone look cock stare only, continued jogging. felt kinda bad. maybe shud have at least smiled back haha.

BUT I WOULDN DARE BABY DEAREST WHO IS IN AUSSIE!!! YOU DA ONE AND ONLY FOR ME! DATS WHY I NEVER SMILE BACK!!! I SWEAR SHE SMILED AT ME FIRST!!!!!! please dun chop off my balls

HAHA.

no, serious no joke.

anyways.. i read something in my friend's blog.. which i deemed ABSOLUTELY TRUE. oh and his blog entries all quite the funny wan.. anyways.. heres a cut out from that post.. as a preview..

' Now in my experience a girl is always not satisfied with herself. She's always on about "Oh I'm too fat" or "Why are my legs so short" or "why is my face too small?", "my hair isnt silky"........If their bf points out another hot-potential-rival-ie-a-girl-the-guy-can-never-get, she gives him the well known silent treatment/merajuk. On some ocasions one guy even pointed out "she's got a cute accent", the girl replies in a huff "GO MARRY HER THEN." '

heres the link to the blogpost..
http://limyonghsin.blogspot.com/2007/05/its-raining.html

do check out his funny blog

well if u've been having a really bad day.. and wish to find someway somehow to feel happy again.. fret no more! cuz hereess a funny video!!

ahah the start of the video isnt THAT funny.. but when it gets to the middle. i promise swear to God that u will laugh. WILL/MUST laugh. so bear with it!

anyways saw i saw this video off of schan da man's blog.. just thought i share it with u guys since her blog is private or something. wat a loser.

ahah anyways.. thats bout it! so then..

till the next post~

i have no material

2007-05-17T12:30:00.000-07:00

STALE-NESS.

that is what this blog is now.

STALE

TASTELESS

BORING.

sometimes i wonder who even reads this blog lol

oh yeah, there are a few life-less ppl who does.

ahem *joycelim* ahem

ahem *sandrachan* ahem

ahem *shoulderlessKighin* ahem

haha

oh well. at least i know i have abit of loyal fans/blogstalkers, everyready waiting for my next post to be up!

on another note.

you guys shud totally watch BLADES OF GLORY.

i watch that movie laugh cock till my cheeks gonna peel off.

serious no joke. although the beginning its abit slow n boring.. things really pick up when the 2 guys started to skate with each other. serious. i'm laughing as i am typing this rite now.

go watch it. trust me u will enjoy.

and on another another note.

THIS IS A DAMN GOOD GAME.

gotta get me one of these man.

oh. and i just wanna say to all the MORONIC GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PEOPLE WHO CANNOT DRIVE FOR SHITBALLS TO GO FUCK YOURSELF.

sorry for the language.. its just been a week filled with incompetent fools on the road that keeps coming my way. especially when i am rushing for work, practice, n-t-s (need-to-shit).. etc.

sometimes i just really wanna roll down my window n just say to them:

then i'll give them the middle finger.

then i realise that they could do the same and go:

then what would i do then?
hmm suggestions, suggestions, wat would YOU do?

well anyways.. i found something on the net that could really help when ur facing someone who likes to say lame things and think their reallly funny and they expect u to laugh if not they beat the shit out of u or something. ahem* i think MG knows who i'm talking bout HAHA.
so anyways. the NEXT TIME, that "PERSON" do what he does best to you.. just show HIM this picture:

just print it out n keep it in ur wallet.

but i would like to see the person who has the BALLS to actually use it to HIM LOL
well anyways.. got nothing much to talk about, so..

till the next post~

JAPAN ADVENTURE CONCLUSION!

2007-05-14T08:57:00.000-07:00

HAHA i know its long overdue. SCREW ME. i mean SUE ME. haha=P
anyways.. here it is.. the long awaited JAPAN ADVENTURE CONCLUsION!

tada!

ok..so continuing from part 4... we took the train back to Akasaka.. then decided to stop for some ICE CREAM!

hmmmm all the many kinds of tasty japanese ice-cream!

so after that we're suppose to go back n shower then got a "post-mortem" on the competition.
but i stowaway to another person's room cuz siew wai was showering first. lol

stowed away in sandra's room!

lol so blur wan? n wat the heck is gwyneth doing?

shiok sendiri.

so after that we had a post mortem session in emilie n steph thomas's room.. but i too tired lar...
so tada..

hmm, i feel sexay.

ahha during post mortem. dunno wth cheng chu is sucking LOL

so after that too late for any late nite char siew pao from the convenience store lol then ended up having a few hours of sleep then straight to breakfast.. then i saw this siign...

OF COURSE THERES A DIFFERENCE. DIFFERENT FEET WAT. lol those crazy japanese!

rite before we leave for good...
the pro..

the ultimate noob.
haha

so after that during the bus ride to the airport.. we saw the infamous TOKYO TOWER! so cool!

note the alien spaceship tahts about to hit the tower lol

T_T at the airport.
i dun want to leave.................................................................

hoho can anyone find our flight? i will give u a prize!

then after that we went shopping mopping at the duty free "shopping area" i brought something, rachel brought 6 Sakes. CHEESIN. freaking drunkard! ahah kidding =P
so board the airplane edi.. n return to the GLORIOUS IN-FLIGHT FOOD! omg heavenly.

wat could be under cover number 1?

ta da! now u see it!

now u dun! clean ler.

HAHA FUNNY FACES.

then after 7 hours of flight/in-flightmovies/games/boredness/sleeps/porn. haah no porn lar.
then we reach kota kinabalu again!.

pro camera shot!

after an agonizing 45 mins wait.. its back on the plane again! that means MORE FOOD! WOOHOOO!!

wats under cover number 2?

tada! now u see it2! (note the missing bun, i accidentally ate it first without taking the picture cuz was too excited lol)

now u dun2!

so after another 1 n half hour flight finally touch down in KLIA
T_T/=D

i'm missing japan already, look, jon is crying!

sigh.. everyone oso so sad. LOL

BYE BYE JAPAN!

so anyways, that bout it from japan.. but we're not done yet! i still have a little post mortem of the adventure of my own!

wat i learn from the trip to japan:

THE IN-FLIGHT FOOD ROXX(or maybe its just me)

JAPAN HAVE LOVELY AUTOMATED WARMED TOILET BOWL SEATS

LOOK AT ALL THE SETTINGS! U CAN WASH UR BUTT! AUTOMATICALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n imagine waking up needing to shit n its so freaking cold and when u sit down on a WARM toilet seat............u can go AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok continuing, japanese food and service absolutely rocks

no man can use a lip balm and look manly in it.

buffet breakfasts never cease to ROCK!

KIT KAT MCFLURRY ABSOLUTELY SUCK BALLS. DUN FREAKING BUY IT

laundry is fun.
i iz cool with shades.

japan is the best place to have sushi.

the street lights can be too colorful n confusing lol

DORAEMON is the best song to play with drums. PERIOD.

japanese ppl are all SUPER DUPER HELPFUL.

japanese men are sexy.

deathnote cannot be found in the train. con ppl wan.

POWER RANGErS STILL EXISTS!!

oh and i brought a new shoe! woohoo!

and we love our porn.

sigh.
i'm gonna miss you JAPAN. hope to see u again!

BYE BYE JAPAN T_T

and that concludes the japan adventure. sorry it took so long.
till the next post~

me n my funny friends

2007-05-08T17:33:00.000-07:00

yo.
nope this is not the conclusion to the adventures in japan.
just wanna post something else for a change haha

anyways. i would like to dedicate this post to some of my funny friends.
oh yes. MY funny friends. FUNNY.

first off.. few days ago i went to the curve/cineleisure for a little kotak merah session dengan kawan-kawan yang ku'sayangi'. quah ho gene, monica khor stoo peed(u will know why i call her this later), adrienna mak wai han, johnson oei some thing. lol.

ok. nevermind the rest. the highlight here today is monica khor stoo peed. lol as ho gene call it, "monica called stupid". i would first like to say i am sorry monica. this is wont end well for u lol, but be proud. becuz u appear in my blog! woohoo!

ok. this, is MONICA.

monica, hogene

so on that very kotak merah-ing day. me n gene met her at cineleisure lar. so she was standing in front of this few buntings advertising restaurants lar. apparently she wanted to eat lar, so ok no prob.

me: apa makan?
mon: mari makan AH CHENG LAKSA.
me: ok mari jom!

so ok lar. dilly dally to Ah Cheng Laksa. reach there edi we all sit down.. then since gene n i makan edi we all just teman her lar. she look at the menu so long.. and u know wat she order?
ok. when one goes to a place called AH CHENG LAKSA rite, wat would one order at such a place? LAKSA RITE? buttt NOOOOOOOOOO not MONICA. she bring us all the way to AH CHENG LAKSA to eat......

NASI LEMAK.

me: ....u eating nasi lemak?
mon: yeah why?
me: in AH CHENG's LAKSA?
mon: yeah la. why?
me: *points finger to menu* what does this say?
mon: AH CHENG's LAKSA?
me: my point EXACTLY.
mon: huh why?
me: .... does it say AH CHENG's NASI LEMAK?
mon: i know lah! but i wan to eat nasi lemak.
me: so we walk all the way to AH CHENG's LAKSA to eaat NASI LEMAK? ....

its like going to LUCA's PIZZA go order burger n fries.
LOLROFLWTF

me: eh monica, i didnt know the specialty here is nasi lemak! i thought the name AH CHENG LAKSA so laksa suppose to be specialty! wah u damn pro wei. How you know wan? they con us so long edi maybe shud change name to AH CHENG NASI LEMAK. LOL

poor mon.

ok nevermind. so after that rite. when we in the kotak merah in the curve, we all chilling lar, adrienna was singing BRITNEY SPEARS' "from the bottom of my broken heart".

monica: eh, who sang this song?

NORMALY, i wouldnt make noise wan when someone ask this question. because u know lar, karaoke videos sometimes they put out some stupid video with the song wan mah. so we dunno who sing wan lar.
BUT

BRITNEY's FACE WAS FREAKING ON THE SCREEN WHEN SHE ASK THIS QUESTION. britney's original music video was playing on screen with the song in full blast n adrienna singing word by word.

monica: who sang this song wan ar?

johnson,gene,marcus : BRITNEY, monica. BRITNEY SPEARS. u see her face on the video? yeah. thats her!

*vomit blood*

poor mon.
dun worry, we still love you anyway! be proud, u brighten our lives with such hijinks! free entertainment YO!

oh yeah. and SORRRRY WAIII KEEEENNNN! LOL
haha, me n my funny friends!

next friend, or shud i say fRIENDS.
u all know the lovable, adorable, huggable, emotional jason wee! and his girl friend Michelle Koo!

mich & jason

LOL sorry mich, i know thats a not-so-flattering picture but i dun have la ur pic. lol sue me.

nothing much to say. just wanna say again how incredibly emo this couple could get. lol
cuz long time to kacau u in my blog mah. later u say i dun miss u guys lol

oh p.s. they iz oso incredibly horny. proven fact.
haha, me and my funny friends!

hmmmmm cant remember anyone else that i wanna post about here. oh well. will post more when i do remember.

on another note. i went jogging yesterday.

weee! i iz ready!

i think the term jogging shud be changed to:

jog1 - [jog] verb, jogged, jog·ging, noun
–verb (used without object)
1. to run at a leisurely, slow pace, esp. as an outdoor exercise: He jogs two miles every morning to keep in shape.
2. to run or ride at a steady trot: They jogged to the stable.
3. to move with a jolt or jerk: Her briefcase jogged against her leg as she walked.
4. to go or travel with a jolting pace or motion: The clumsy cart jogged down the bumpy road.
5. A TRADITIONAL METHOD TO DISCOVER HOW HORRIBLY UNFIT/FAT YOU ARE.

haha.
well it was good fun. very good workout, i recommend ppl of all ages to try it.
i went to Kiara Park in Taman Tun with noel, sandra and miriam. good fun

me, miriam, sandra, noel

i have no idea why noel took this picture.

when ppl jog, we camwhore.

ok nevermind. so thats bout it i guess.
oh yeah, noel is too forgetful, the last time he left his own keys in his own van, this time he left his phone in my car. awesome.
oh and sandra chan can't jog for nuts.
not that i can lol.

till the next post~

JAPAN ADVENTURE: Part 4

2007-05-07T09:36:00.000-07:00

part 4. woohoo da moohoo.

sooo where were we?
u fuckers better appreciate it cuz its a bitch to load up all these photos.

AHHHH.. yesss.. so we just came back from mcdonalds for ice-cream...
once again i'm gonna say that IF U EVER SEE A KIT-KAT MCFLURRY. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BUY IT AND TRY IT BECAUSE...

IT IS EXACTLY SAME AS VANILLA ICE-CREAM WITH MINIMUM AMOUNT OF KIT-KAT CRUMBS! SO NICE! *vomit blood*

so anyways. the night wasnt much. everyone pretty much went to bed. i went to bed after some porn from cheng chu and rachel's rooom.

oh yea. did i mention we get PORN channels from our hotel room tv?
but we have to by the video card first lar. its 1000 yen which is about RM 30. i say its WORTH IT~! DAMN FREAKING FUNNY JAPANESE PORN. U WATCH CAN LAUGH TILL U DIE.
the funniest thing is that.. well imagine rite:

me: *knocks on hotel room door* knock knock knock
cc&rac: yeah?
me: its marcus!
cc&rac: okie dokie
me: *opens door*
*sees cheng chu n rachel sitting on the floor eating maggi mee. and WATCHING PORN*
me: *laugh laugh laugh*. can i join u girls?
cc&rac: ok.
*laugh somemore*

seriously damn funny.
ahah anyways cheewei chased me out of the room to bed because next day have to compete again haha. daymn!

ahah ok. MOVING ON.

so next morning then.
we all woke up to makan breakfast again. so makan rice makan banana we all leave for the competition again!
anyways same again lar competition nothing much to add. we got 4th though in the international division. soo we didnt win. but its OK! we shall be back bigger and bettaa!!!!BWAHAHAHHA
ok sorry i sound like a freak.

anyways. wat amazes me most is how everyone helps out with the cleaning up of the stadium. and i do mean EVERYONE. u see all the cheerleaders going about helping the staff take away mats, tables n chairs. literaly cleaning up. CHEESIN. not like the budaya lepak in malaysia. in 15 mins whole stadium clean edi. CHEESIN TO DA MAX.

ok, so heres everyone at first when result were announced.

see all the cheerleaders? going home? NOOO.....

CLEANING UP! WAT HAPPENED TO THE MAT?(refer to previous post to see the mat)

see! the mat totally dissappeared man. Japanese are the most efficient workers around! serious no joke. and all this while we were........

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz......................

SEE DA DIFF? CHEESIN

so anyways. while THEY were cleaning up.. WE.. were....

all act cute (failed terribly)

OMG WE GOT 4TH! p.s. n check out sandra's goblin ears! LOL

nah a proper one!

so anyways. we went out and went back to HARAJUKU STREET~! its a sunday so they say theres lot of funky ppl out there! so ofcourse we want to see rite!

some ppl singing out in the street. damn cool man.

and they were rite! they are EVERYWHERE ARGH

AUTHENTIC HARAJUKU GIRLS.

some of them are damn scary though. u ask them whether can take picture rite, they just look at u. EXPRESSION-LESS. LIKE JU-ON KIND OF STARE MAN. SCARY SHIT YO.

me: KONICHIWA (hello in japanese), SUMIMASE(excuse me), ANO.. may i take a picture?
harajuku girls: *stares blanky at my face*
me: err... take picture?
HG: *stares*
me: *whimper* may i take pic...
HG: *stares*
me: *whimper*whimper* snaps photo n leaves*

SCARY SHIT YO!

SCARY SHIT YO!

then on the way to the shoppping street there we met some true authentic SUMOS!
SO COOL!

*I IZ BREAKIN U IN HALF IF U CALL ME FAT*

HAHA. so finally we were brought to this TAKESHITA STREET! shopping street like our malaysian PETALING STREET except MUCH MUCH MORE CLEANER HAHA.

TAdA! the first shope we all stop by is the 100 yen shop! everything RM 3 YO!

100 yen! 100 yen!

but i didnt go in cuz i holding the 2 freaking big ass flag poles and i was lazy. well mainly because i was lazy AHAH. so i chilled outside with faisal n minum minum abit.
then i say across the road this funky shop called....

NUDY BOY!

guess wat kind of stuff they sell?!

HAAH NO ITS NOT PoRN OR SEX TOYS! *too bad!*

apparently they sell harajuku costumes lol. japanese and their funky names lol

then i walk walk somemore n saw something that would TOTALLY FIT NICKSON TAN aka HANDSOME BOY aka HAILOONG!!!

TADAH!!!!

TOtALLY!!!

but i was wrong. got another one LAGI KENG!

TADA! X2

SHIT YO! TOTALLY IS NICKSON's THING! BET SEAN WOULD LIKE TO SEE NICKSON IN THAT!

HAHAHAHAHH so after that i walk walk walk somemore i seee...

WOLGANG FUCK. I MEAN PUCK! lol japanese and their funky names!

then i started to get frustrated edi when i realized i HAVE NOT BROUGHT ANYTHING FOR MYSELF YET IN JAPAN. WTFSHIT!

so i walk walk walk walk more n saw some sunglasses. lol leng ar. come japan buy sunglasses. oh well. cannot think of anything edi.

so.. could it be this one?

or this one?

NO. it is THIS ONE BWAHAHAH
so i brought it for like RM 30 bucks. oh well finally got something!

then after that i cannot tahan freaking hungry so went to eat! to eat wat?
SUSHI OF COURSE! COmE JAPAN MUST EAT SUSHI!!!

most of use here waiting to be served!

wah see the menu oso super hungry edi!

the food here is SUPERB MAN. tell u. compared to malaysian sushi king all watever.. seriously this place is the ORIGIN of SUSHI! FREAKING GOOD.

heres the chef who freshly prepare the fresh sushi that cannot get any fresher than fresh.

hmmmmmm.. see sandra's hungry/horny face.

oooooooooooooh we make our own tea! jacoonningg!

HAHA SEE EVEN THEIR PLATES OSO SO SPECIAL!
LOL

HMMMMM SALMON.

i tell u. this is the first time i see that the SALMON IS BIGGER THAN THE RICE.
BACK IN MALAYSIA, THE FREAKING SALMON SO FREAKING SMALL ON THE SUSHI LIKE THE SIZE OF MY PIMPLE ONLY. HERE IN JAPAN, tHE RICE IS THE SIZE OF MY PIMPLE!!!!!! freaking nice!

sandra trying to be cool while waiting for food.

ok, but the biggest con of all in this restaurant is..... the californian rolls!

the picture specifically got 3 pieces of meat wan, SEE!

WHEN COME EDI RITE> GOT>>>>>
ONE FREaKING PIECE. CON LIKE POPCORN!

ahah other than that everything else is superb!

GGness we keep ordering salmon like crazy! LOL

then after taht rite.............................................................. we all thought can go back hotel rest nice nice.... BUTTTT
SOMEONE LOST HER CAMERA!
STEPHANIE JAN THOMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg everyone panic like mad. seriously ar this girl!! but all is goooddd we force her go backtrack all the way to the end of the streeettt FINALLY FOUND IT. she left it in a Crepe Shop she stopped by. lucky the workers dammn nice n honest kept it for her till she came back!
if it was a malaysian, (or me) i would have kept the camera myself! SERIOUSLY JAPANESE ARE THE BOMB YO!

yay found camera!

so after that we traveled back to Tokyo Central again for MORE NIGHTLY FUN!

this is how it looks like at night!

so many freaking neon signs man. see edi oso dizzy

its abit dark. but actually got DAMN FREAKING LOT OF PPL.

here we go! forgot wat street this is called. but supposedly to be the entertainment central

yea heres me with me new shades.

this is the game shop. go in can play game.

this is a restaurant. go in edi can win lottery.

this is a standing sushi bar! LOL GREAT MARKETING IDEA. "LETS BE DIFFERENT THAN OTHER SUSHI BARS! WE SHALL TAKE aWAY THEIR LUXURY OF COMFORT AND SITTING AND MAKE THEM STAND! I'M SURE MORE CUSTOMERS WOULD COME BCUZ WE ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHER MORE COMFORTABLE SUSHI BARS!"
LOL WAT WERE THEY THINKING!

then my favorite!
CONDOMANIA! or as i call it, HEAVEN!
HAHA

this place has it all! too bad it was abit outta my budget. if not i sure buy things back for a certain horny/emo couple. haha i wont tell u who!! *ahem* jason&michelle *ahem*.
AHHA so after that we all went to the arcade for awhile.

the drum game is hilarious. eric n i played it to the tunes of DORAEMON LOL. LAUGH COCK CAN DIE.

around 10 something everyone ready to drop dead n die from tiredness edi.. so all head back to the hotel.. meanwhile.....

i'm still looking for the death note in the subway train!

LOL i think we scared the shit outta this guy for pestering him for photos LOL.
i swear like almost all of use forced him to take photos. and there were like 18 of us LOL

anyways.. thats all for PART 4!. so chill lar till the conclusion!
another teaser~

hey you!

till the next post~

JAPAN ADVENTURE part 3

2007-05-03T10:30:00.000-07:00

HELLO! HAHA SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. actually. no. i'm not sorry :P
damn busy la this few days.
and abit lazy oso lol
so... to all my fans n no life ppl *ahem joyce *ahem, *ahem schan da man *ahem,
heresss the update!
straight on to the story!

so continuing from where we left off....
the very next morning! COMPETITION DAY 1

faisal fuad early morning came to my hotelroom cuz i help him 'smuggle' some important stuff over for him. cheesin, i open door for him, said 'hi, how are you' then went back to sleep lol
sorry faisal, tired lar.
he entertained himself till dunno wat time then he hungry go makan alone lol. so kesian, sorry man. tired lar.
ahha anyways, he later met up with emilie they all lar then entertained each other lol.
not so bad wat. tired lar.

so after that......
early morning must have breakfast!
ahah everyone met up early morning to makan makan. if emilie and stephthomas never wake me n my roommate, siew wai up, we all gg edi. both of us tidur mati only. lol

so cepat cepat brush teeth, cepat cepat go makan!

siew wai, me , jon
NO RICE WHERE GOT ENERGY. so we all makan rice

NO BANANA WHERE GOT ENERGY.
so I eat banana!

so after that all rush to get ready....
consuming all that rice and bananas makes me... makess mee...
MAKES ME FEEEL POWDERFUL!

TA DA!
charm-man's debut in JAPAN!

hensem ler.

HAHA. anyways. we dilly dally edi then rush to the stadium. walk walk walk again!

check it out YO. Malaysia in the mid!

heres everyone looking alittle bit losttt....

then finally everyone got seated edi.. then dum dum dum dum....

THE COMPETITION AREA. GG

so... not gonna talk about the comp itself. cuz boring n smeelly.
anyways we did quite ok for the first day. so bla bla bla.
but JAPAN teams are AWESOME. awesome until canoot awwee any more some.

oh well. better luck next time lol

so after we performed i went around go take pictures with diff teams

when ever i want to take a pic with some japanese team.. heres the how it goes.

me: excuse me! may i take a picture with u girls/guys?
jap: HUH? *looksateachotherconfusely*
me: can we take a pic together?
jap: HUH? *blur*
me: SUMIMASE (excuse me in japanese), can take pikture? (motions takin photo movement)
jap: OH OH OK OK.

BORING.

everytime oso like that.
*vomitblood*

so sometimes i sien edi rite, it would go like this:

me: excuse me! may i take a picture with u girls/guys?
jap: HUH? *looksateachotherconfusely*
me: can we take a pic together?
jap: HUH? *blur*
niamacheebai.
me: *snapsphoto of group and just leave*

HAHA. but not all were bad lar. some of them can speak english fluently. phew!
so heres a few pics.

team from CHINESE-TAIPEI. cheesin group. FREAKING KENG

team from INDONESIA. damn good oso.

this is the 'got bored of asking take picture n just snap photo n leave' photo! AHAH

this one.... BRAVES. JAPAN MOST POWDERFUL TEAM.
i see them perform edi i oso feel very brave.

got lazy from taking pic one by one. cepat cepat take one shot enuff settle lol.

i know most of the pics with me in it is with guys wan. cuz i not single edi mah cannot take so many with random girls wan! if not GG HAHA

oh, btw. faisal came to the comp to watch us oso. he even brought a big ass MALAYSIAN FLAG to show support. damn funny man. damn cool oso. this is call a good friend!

so after that...
we all went back to the harajuku street there to makan malam!
so cool.

makaned in an authentic little restaurant!
damn cool wan.

see. so authentic untill menu oso no picture.

ahha no lar. the got another menu lucky got some pictures. if not abit gg.
food was damn good though.
so after that makan makan.. i decided to makan makan somemore haha.
seriously holiday makan nonstop.
but... while walking on the street i met...

fellow superhero: POWER RANGER MAN

LOLWTFOMG ITS MORPHING TIME!

apparently he's a promoter for some handphone shop lar. sounds fun.
LOL

then after that.. i saw this!

GUESS WAT THEY SELL!

A) CHOCOLATE CROCODILES

B) CHOCOLATE CROCODILE PASTRIES
C) CHOCOLATE PASTRIES THAT LOOKS LIKE CROCODILES
D) CROCODILES!

scroll down for answer!
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if u guessed C, then u ARE WRONG! A, B , D OSO WRONG! HAHA kena con like popcorn ler!

they sell normal looking pastries! but taste darn good! CHOCOLATEY!

apparently japanese likes animal food wan. cuz down the road found another shop sell panda meat!

heres faisal in front of panda meat shop!

and heres the panda meat!

HAHA KENA CON AGAIN LER! where got panda meat wan. A panda is on the list of the world's endangered species. we makan we mati.
this pastry is darn good too!

makan makan makan.

so after all that makan makan.. we decided to go back and rest lar..

this is the station nearest to the harajuku street.

so train ride all the way back to Akasaka... then u know wat we decided to do?
EAT SOMEMORE.
MORE AUTHENTIC JAPANESE FOOD! WOOHOO.

MCDONALD's!

ahaha we went there for ice-cream! so anyways heres a menu just for u all to look at!
got salad man fuuyoooh gila sial.

AND THEY HAVE A KIT-KAT MCFLURRY!
taste just like NORMAL VANILLA ICE-CREAM WITH LITTLE KIT-KAT CRUMBLES. WASTE MONEY.

so anyways..
thats all for part 3!
heres another teaser!

what would make CHARM-MAN do this?

till the next post~

2007-04-29T10:45:00.000-07:00

hey everyone! i is back from JOHOR BAHRU YO.

so will continue japan posts a.S.a.P!

but in the mean time...

You are The Devil

Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession

The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.

Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

I IZ DA DEVIL YO! dunn phray phray!
sexing!

till the next post~

JAPAN ADVENTURE part 2!

2007-04-26T04:53:00.000-07:00

heyloh! sooooooo straight to da point. JAPAN ADVENTURE part 2!

alritey then. where were we.

our hero has just reached kota kinabalu, sabah for a transit...
so after 45 mins of camwhoring n waiting finally can get back on the freaking plane.

oh did i mention of the in-flight entertainment? absolutely gorgeous!
but i only have one complain about it..
WHY THE FUCK THEIR FREAKING ANNOUNCEMENTS HAVE TO MESS UP WITH THE IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAIMENT. EVERY SINGLE AN ANNOUNCEMENT IS MADe THE WHOLE THING JUST FREEZES THE FUCK UP. ARGHHHHH FUCK I SOUND LIKE JASON. MAHAI!! i KNOW THEY WAN US TO PAY ATTENTION BUT WHO GIVES A DAMN IF WE"RE ABOUT TO CRASH N BE LOST LIKE THE LOST ISLAND FUCK.

I WANT TO KILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKER ANNOUNCERs!

ok fine. nevermind.
so after 3 movies (pursuit of happyness, happy feet and moulin rouge)
after games (tetris lol, some shooting game)
after camwhoring sessions.
n a couple of hours later.
finally we see daylight

SO serene n beautiful... just like me. LOL

which only means ONE THING! we're gonna reach japan sooon! woohoo!

pretty ler! jealous or not!

FINALLY we've LANDEd! japan, prepare for havoc. cuz CHARM-MAN is here.

first picture taken in JAPAN!

just keep moving, just keep moving..

off to get our luggage! woohoo japan!(AHHA we damn jakoon)

welcome to japan

POP QUIZ. wat do u first do when u reach a different country?

YOU USE THEIR TOILET OFCOURSE!

heres me preparing for the attack

houston, we have lift off!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. after that satisfying liquid release.. off to the main building!

oooh in the train thingy that brings us to the main terminal.

yeah! we're there!

TERMINAL A?

hmmmm... ok.. anyways. after reach edi can see ppl start running around looking for calling cards to call back home.

all in freaking japanese call lanjiao ar.

so i settled for a computer (NIAMA RM 3 BUCKS FOR 10 MINS WTF)
send email to everyone close then woohoo bus here time to go!

AFTER ANOTHER 1 HOUR OF BUS RIDE. FINALLY REACH OUR HOTEL!

reach edi i was looking, eh wheres the hotel? then our liason officer bring us all with our luggage walk walk then reach into this alley then came to this door..

THIS IS OUR HOTEL?

BEHIND IT IS A FREAKING CEMETERY. WTFGGOMG
NO JOKE

so i slowly open the doorr..... n seee....

DUM DUM DUM
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

my feeling :

AHAHHAHA NO LAR. actually that was the back door. the front exit was having its lights fixed or somethign so we had to use the backdoor for awhile! this is actually our hotel:

the b Akasaka! 4 star hotel dun play play.
cool ler!

but seriously behind it serious merious got cemetery. so cool.

so since we cant check in yet, and we have rehearsals later at 3.30pm. (its 10 am now)
so we went makan breakfast first then go jalan jalan.

so we went nearby the hotel! YAY FIRST MEAL IN JAPAN! so MUST EAT JAPANESE FOOD!

TADA! authentic jap food!

(not exact location, got this off the net cuz forgot to take a pic of it)

HAHA no lar. but there was a mcdonalds there. we decided to eat the one next door!

its a small little place. damn cool wan. order through a vending machine thingy, then a ticket will come out. give them the ticket 5 mins later got food edi. SUPER FAST.

heres my food set! superbly good!

yum the mum

eh, where did my food go?
another classic case of "now u see it, now u dunt"

heres the menu! powderful ler.

so after makan we all waited outside for everyone to gather up. sandratock decided that her lips were too dry n lip balmed herself.

mmmm.. taste like coc... COCONUT! (wat u thinking lar u freak)

i thought my lips were kinda dry too. soooooo....

yeah!

after that we all headed to the legendary subways of japan!
i tell u. got so many intersections and railways u look at the map u wan to die edi.
its like.. looking for a way out from nickson's hai loong! GG
lucky got our liason officer. if not gg.

yeah! first subway ride in Tokyo.
and its freaking different from LRT. whereas the LRT u need to wait freaking long n sumtimes no space. this train here coems every 2 mins. on the dot. AND ITS FREAKING LONG LIKE MY COC.. COCONUT! SO GOT FREAKING LOT OF SPACE. i think the train stretched for 2 km long. serious no joke.

right before we board.

wheres the deathnote?

so came out of the subway.. after a few hundred metres of walking.. seriously the japanese all freaking fit wan. u wont have a chance to SEE ANY FAT PPL. they walk so much n so fast. CHEESIN. everyone seems to always be moving wan. u walking on the sidewalk rite.. u stop for a while can cause a jam edi. then kena scold lol

so after all that walking. the first thing is see is:

like seriously wtf.

then we came to this place for a little sight seeing n shopping. the RAI-MON! means thunder gate! its basically a shrine lar worshipping the thunder Gods.

damn freaking alot of ppl man.

so this is basically where i did most of my souveniors shopping. haha! sorry not everyone got!
anyways.. saw alot of this little authentic buildings. damn cool

then we met this bunch who was promoting something. no idea wat it was though. but they were damn funny. they call me Mr. NICEGUY. LOL straight away laugh thinking of wheijin.

more buildings!

then rite. i walking walking innocently. suddenly saw these two.

wah sexy to da max. reminded me of nickson. dunno why.
HAHA

so anyways. after that we have to go to the stadium edi. so we took another train to SHIBUYA!
tokyo central! we walk walk walk and more walk walk walk then we reach this place.
WAH FREAKING LOT OF PPL.
u know how u see in tv those cross roads? got traffic light wan CHEESIN ITS ALL REAL!
DAMN ALOT ALOT LOT OF PPL

for those pros with a keen eye (not keen's eye. u have his eye then ur fucked up). u can see that this is the place in the tokyo drift scene. where he running away from bad guys drift KAO KAO in the scene damn lot of ppl wan.

where are the drifters?

come out la!

randomness.

i think i'm lost.

seriously. u dun follow crowd properly can get lost.
so on we go with the journey to da stadium..
so walk walk walk we see buildings...

funky trees missing leaves...

pretty flowers...

and TADa!
it says MUSCLE THEATHER if u cant read it.
AHAHH MUSCLE THEATHER. LOL i wonder wat they show there. wat kind of 'muscles' LOL

then after taht we're finally there! YOYOGI NATIONAL STADIUM!

so this is where we'll compete.

anyways yada yada yada... we rehearsed n bla bla bla.. we went out again! this time to have lunch/dinner! we forgot to have lunch over all the excitement haha during practice can die man.
so we walk walk walk SUMORE..

walk walk..

wah seriously never walked so much in my life in one day. japan so cool rite. even their pedestrian bridge oso like highway like that:
cheesin!

then we finally reach this street! HARAJUKU STREET! but no harajuku girls today.. they say only sunday got!

again damn alot of ppl.

wahh so karrerrfull

then after another long walk walk. we MAKAN AGAIN!
this time in a ramen shop. UBER GOOD!

now u see it!

now u dont!

oh yeah. i realized rite.. every single time we went into a restaurant.. dun need order drink wan. the moment u sit down got a glass of ice/hot green tea in front of u. at first i thought need to pay..

me: err. i didnt order this.
waiter/ess: oh no no.. this free.
me: *whimper* really?
waiter/ess: yes yes. if u wan somemore, please ask.
me: *tearsstreamdownmycheeks* itsss free?
waiter/ess: yes sir.
me: *whimper*

SERIOUS NO JOKE. EVERY RESTAURANT FREE. NO NEED ORDER DRINK.
LENG AR! THIS IS MY KIND OF COUNTRY!

so after that went out walk walk then saw this.

suppose to be some eco friendly thing. ECO FRIENDLY MY ASS.
GG.

after so much walking..even a superhero can handle soo much....

i want to die...

we waited so freaking long for JON AND JEREMY TO COME BACK SO WE CAN ALLLLLL GO BACK TO THE HOTEL TO SHOWER N REST MACHEEBAI.
finally when they come back yay back to da hotel! another ride in the train again!

anywaysss long story short... we came back all go shower shower. then decided to go find more food to eat LOL HAAH makan makan!

so wats behind door numba 1?

a room full of dresses up girls even though we're only going to a convenience store like 7/11!

wtf rite.

so thats about it for part 2! will blog more sumtime later.. upload photos till i wanna die.
cbness.
oh well as a teaser...wat would make charm-man do this?

yum yum~

till the next post~

Da Japan Adventure! part 1

2007-04-24T09:44:00.000-07:00

HAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO feelllow readers.

bet u all miss ur friendly neighbourhood CHARM-MAN. anyways. would have blogged sooner if it wasnt for FAISAL FUAD WHO STOLE MY CAMERA CABLE NIAMA CHEEBAI (haha jk no probs man). no camera cable = no photos = lazy to blog. kapeesh

so today went out and brought the freaking cable for RM 30 niama chao chee bai. could have spent the money on better things. ARGHH STREESS LIKE WEARING UR SISTERS DRESS.
FEEL LIKE SCRATCHIN CAR (HAHA).

ok.. anywaysss i know u all want to hear bout the JAPAN ADVENTURE.. so no more delaying edi.. here we go! DUM DUM DUM DUM.. PART 1
p.s. the post gonna be FUCKING long. post gonna be FUCKING gay. lots of CAMwhoring oso.

Our brave hero's magnificent adventure begins at his home.. 4.45pm.
i waited at home for the cab to come pick me up to send me to sandra tock's house so her fatttharr can take me, tock and gwyneth to KLIA.

so, 4.50pm. stepfather send me sms "ok, the cab will be there in 15mins"
ok lar wont be late. but the cab suppose to send me to KL central cuz no transport to KLIA at first.
ok lar, so must tell first changing destination. i sent sms back "ok sure thanks. but now i'm going to my friends house edi cuz her dad can sent us all to KLIA."
5.30 pm. no cab. HUH???
i call and ask. "daddy, wheres there cab?"
"i thought dun need edi? ur friends dad sending u rite?"
"I STILL NEED A CAB TO GET TO HER HOUSE RITE?? WHO COME FETCH ME FROM OUR HOUSE?"

ARRGHHH WHO DA FUCK WILL COME TO LAND OF THE DEAD TO PICK ME UP ?? AARGH

"okok no worrries. i on the way back now"

LENG AR!

so anyways.

in da end reached abit late. Mr Uncle Tock oso waiting edi. aiyak. sorry uncle.

so heres gwyneth.. scared i steal her bag bcuz i look like a thug. blah.

Ms Tock tying shoelace cuz rushing from house no time to tie. thanks to me. haha

thug looking me. n ms tock sneaking a picture. *vomit blood*

Ms. Tock and Ms. Tock. dun they look alike?

ok... so anywaysssss finally reach the airport lucky not late all oso ngam ngam reach! yeah!

ok reach airport first pic. lazy to rotate picture. u rotate ur head clockwise to view in correct angle.

muahaha. airport tradition is must makan super expensive mcdonalds!

anyways. reach there edi we all suppose to sew on the MALAYSIA badges on to our matching jackets. cuz represent malaysia mah. but my sewing skillz abit da unskillz.... guess who came to CHARM-MAN's rescue?

MEET MRS TOCK tHE INCREDIBLE SEWINGLADY

wah i tell u, her sewing skillz top of da line. freaking pro. 1,2,3 done.

anyways more camwhoring to be done!

me during check-in. told u i look like a thug with my beanie of love.

CHARM-MAN ready to fly. dunno why chengchu looking at charm-man's arm-pit.
(rotate head counter-clock wise to view picture in correct angle)

and meet MR. JAMES. or as i like to call him, Fucky the Bear. emilie punya.

so finally got on to the plane.. edi.. first thing i notice is...

IS A WINDOW SEAT!

HMM YEAH BABY YEAH. DUN HATE ME CUZ I'M BEAUTIFUL

to rub it in ur faces of the coolness

now u see it!

now u dont!

bwahahahah

ooh dun forget this!

IN-FLIGHT ENTERTAINMENT! games+movies+8hours to kill= fun

aww look how happy chengchu n cheewei is for me

so anyways... after all that ja-koonness and the ooohs and ahhsss.. the first in-flight meal was served. meals + marcus = happiness.

OOOOHHHHHHH FOOD!

TADA! leng mou! now u see it...

Now you dont!

goodness moodness

since i finished my food so fast. got bored then camwhored somemore.
OMG WTF AM I SAYING? CAMWHORE? ARGH WAT THE FUCK HAVE I BECOME?
WHY AM I SO GAY?

oh well.

i dunno wat da hell sandra is trying to do.

bwahaha forced to take a proper pic. but failed miserably.

2 hours later we reached KOTA KINABALU, SArAAWaK! oh wait. i mean SABAH! HAHA
come off the plane straight away must do something veli important!

camwhore sumore la!

ahaha n ofcourse go to da loo

i spotted a model! so faster run up n snap a photo. i thought confirm come out nice wan but...

i rest my case.

ok nevermind, give one more chance

arrhh. so hensem n pwetty.

camwhorreeeddd moreeeeeeee.......................................

ok la. so thats it for part 1. HAHA want to read somemore leh! wait lar. i know now not funny wan. wait till i reach the in tokyo part first lar! super lazy now. n got super lot of pictures to load.
so chilling da milling first.

woo!

nemo is emo?

2007-04-19T00:52:00.000-07:00

dearest readers. *vomit*

haha.
in approximately 5 hours. i will be leaving for JAPAN, land of the 'exotics'! for a cheerleading competition. international u know! pro ler. actually not that pro haha

woohoo!

so anyways.. this blog will be on hold for a moment..
specifically till next monday night.
will blog about the JAPAN ADVENTURES when i come back!

onwards to JAPAN!

and watch out for.....

CHARM-MAN

DUM-DUM-DUM~~~~

till the next post~
emo nemo needs a chemo!

japan, brace urself for............. CHARM-MAN

2007-04-16T05:15:00.000-07:00

heyloh!

this past week has been *vomitblood*ness. seriously can die.
on saturday 14/4/07, i had an exam. FINALS.

MC 209 Intro to Film

ok lar sounds not bad. studied quite alot of it despite the hectic schedule.
got tips somemore for essay. my friend gave me two questions for essay. hmm, choose one shud do it.
settle lar. can ace it.

so went into the butchering hall a.k.a exam hall, mentally and physically prepared.

yes i can do this.

paper comes. 'you may begin'. ready set go.

ok, multiple choice questions. hmmmmmmmm ok can do. settle.
subjectives. hmmm can do oso (i think).
essay.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

YES THE TIPS LENG. 2 questions, both came out. settle lar, choose the one can do settle edi! YEAH!

suddenly
i read the title again.

essay section: please answer BOTH the questions

*think of a happy place marcus, this is ok. this is not real. happy place, happy place*

please answer BOTH the questions

*come on think harder! HAPPY PLACE. HAPPY PLACE. HAPPY PLACE*

me: *raise hands* Sir i think theres a problem here.
lecturer: hmm? wats up? (cool lecturer)
me: are we suppose to answer both questions?
lecturer: yeah

*happy place gone*

*screams like a little girl*

i wanted to take a shot in the head after that conversation. ahah cumshot!
oh wait. sorry not the time to be gay. suppose to be emo-like-jason-time.

in the great wise words of jason wee kim TEONG(NAH HAPPY OR NOT JASON)...

"MAAAHHHAAAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!"

arrghh i didnt know suppose to answer BOTH ESSAYS. ARGH I THOUGHT ONe ONLY SO DIE DIE KAO KAO STUDY FOR ONLY ONE QUESTION THE OTHER DIDNT TOUCH AT ALL!!

*10 marks goes pooff*

"MAAAAHAAAAIIIIIII AHH!!!! MAHAAAAIIII !!!!!!!!" *scratches random car* HAHA

oh well. its over. FUCK IT. 1 down, 2 more to fail, i mean go.

on another note, was talking to JoyceLimEmoBimbo on msn, then she said she wanted to pierce her nose. but i dunno why the first image that came to my mind was:

haha so hensem!
HAHAHA seriously dunno why.
hmmmmmmm maybe thats the one she wanted?
HAHAH

hmmm hard to imagine her with a piercing like that!

HAHAHAHAHA sorry joyce. the temptation was too great to stop me from putting this picture up.
OH WELL.

oh on another note, the Charm-allstars are going to JAPAN!
u know wat that means!

no it does not means bukakke or bondage u sick fucks.
hmmm but it doesnt sound bad..........
...
haha!

it means CHARM-MAN will grace the land of ULTRA-gay-MEN, DRAGON's BALLS, USED-PANTIES IN A VENDING MACHINE LAND!!!

WOW! wat a land of CULTURE!
let me know if u want one of those USED panties.

the upside to this is its ALMOST totally free! airtickets, accomodation everything paid for except food! haha. oh well. we're going this coming thursday, 4 days 3 nights to take part in their cheerleading competition. AWESOMENESS.

argh its 5.15 am and i am LAZY. will blog more later.
sorry my post are getting more ranty-like and less funny. will try to sneak more funny in.

oh, i read this in amanda-selfproclaimed-sister-of-charmman's blog.

HAHA WTFNESS. so guys, if u go out swimming naked and decided to sit down in a DECKCHAIR (lying down chairs with gaps in between) DO WATCH OUT FOR YOUR BALLS. LOL

till the next post~

time flies.

2007-04-15T02:28:00.000-07:00

Today, is OUR anniversary.
OUR 1st YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

You

Me

US.

thank you baby for a wonderful year.

we might have our HIGHS and lows..
but what matters is that we pulled through despite everything.
i want to thank you for the chance you gave me
i want to thank you for the moments you gave me
i want to thank you for the cakes and pastries you baked me
i want to thank you for the cards you sent me
i want to thank you for the ice-cream u brought me
i want to thank you for the bag you brought me
i want to thank you for driving to my house to spent time with me eventhough i stayed so far
i want to thank you for the support you've given me
i want to thank you for the joy you've put into my life
i want to thank you for tolerating my impatientness
i want to thank you for forgiving me when i was so wrong
but most of all, i want to thank you,
for loving me.

of all the people in the world, you chosed ME. LOL
sounds like the joke of the century.
Ms. TAN YEE MING CHOSED MARCUS LIM??

marcus lim aka charm-man aka lamehai aka gayhai aka hornyguy??
love must be blind.

looking forward to another great year!

and baby, dun worry, i didnt make any girl fall in love with me! LOL only YOU would!

P.S. I love you!

even if we're oceans apart, i still miss you from the bottom of my heart (hey, that rhymed! haha).

WHY AM I STILL NOT RICH YET? (refer to previous post)

2007-04-11T11:00:00.000-07:00

AHAHAHHA CANNOT TAHAN THIS VIDEO DAMN 7 FUNNY
so i decided to spread the cheers(pun intended)!

OMG ITS 11am AND I AM STILL BLOGGING. AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
T-minus 2 hours till doomsday.
till the next post~

if time is money. then how come i'm not rich with so much time in my hands?

2007-04-10T05:40:00.000-07:00

i have 8 chemistry lab reports to finish. due in 8 hours.
i have 1 intercultural communications assignment to finish. due in 6 hours.
i have to study for a chemistry lab test. due in 8 hours.
i have to study for my final exams. due in 3 days.
i need to sleep so i have strength for my superhero-ing. due in 4 hours.

it is 4am now, and i am BLOGGING.

*vomit blood*

i love it!

*vomit blood X10000*

meet PROCRASTINATION.

my arch nemesis. our ongoing battle never cease to amaze me.
signs of an attack from PROCRASTINATION:

i WANT to finish my work NOW. but i HAVE to go online on msn for no apparent reason when nobody wants to see you online.
i WANT to finish my assignments NOW. but i HAVE to go read about "WHY DO WE NEED TO SHIT" on wikipedia.
i WANT to study for my finals NOW. but i HAVE to go bathe my goldfish.
i WANT to finish this group project NOW. but i HAVE to watch this video online which will still be there after 136423424 years.
i NEED to go to sleep NOW. but i HAVE to stay up to i can teach the goldfish that i bathed just now to fetch.

ways to defeat PROCRASTINATION:

1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

NONE

ARGHHHH WTF AM I DOING????? I HAVE WORK AND I AM BLOGGING.
oh well.

anyways, i mentioned that last saturday was an eventful day. and eventful it is.

07/04/07
early morning, bangun pagi, gosok gigi, cuci muka, makan roti, minum kopi, buang tahi, pergi coaching. minimytez. i had a few screw ups there. not too happy about it. sorry girls it was my fault. after that 12pm straight away went to 1u cuz suppose to have dinner with the minimytez.

yes you heard me correct. i went to 1u at 12pm cuz got dinner.
happening ler.

ahah cuz later 1u is hosting ze hitz.fm 10th birthday bash. dun feel like eating jam later in the evening. later eat jam till too full no appetite for dinner. holy fuck i sound like sheng j... erm... sound like the man who drives a kenari that whack people very pain one:P

*ahem*

anyways.
went straight to a nice place (not whei jin's house HAHA. *sorry inside joke*) to get on a wall doing lots of movements that involves losing bodily fluids through physical exercise. may feel EXHILARATION and SATISFACTION at end of action.

...
....
.....

rock-climbing in Camp-5 lar. wat the hell u all thinking.

at first decided to climb till 4pm. then take a one hour shower. then go jalan-jalan after that makan makan. perfect plan.

12.30pm - climbing starts

12.40pm - climbing ends.

plan fail.

HAHA no lar jk jk. i climbed for like 1 and half hours lar... but after that straight away tyre pecah tak ada tenaga (burst tyre no energy). WOW, talk about STAMINA.
but seriously can die man.

So, plan B- i ended up taking small naps at the bouldering section of Camp-5 HAHAHAHAH
until Mr. Noel Emmanuel Who Leaves Car Keys In Car n Schan Da Man decided to crash in on my party at 2pm.

leng ar. spoil my plan B.

chitty chatty a while then decided to prepare for my HOUR SHOWER.
here's my normal shower plan:

h m s
3:00:00 pm - take off clothes
3:00:50 pm - turn on tap
3:02:05 pm - put on shampoo
3:03:02 pm - put on body shampoo
3:04:00 pm - wash butt n private areas(very important)
3:06:20 pm - clear with water
3:08:00 pm - out of shower

BUT. showering in Camp-5 isssss different.
they have heavenly shower heads.
ok normally when i say shower heads i meant getting head in a shower, but this time its the object that liquid comes out from (and NO i dun mean the female/male genitalia)

their shower heads are like.. above ur heads. in a disc. when water comes out, its like bathing in rain water.

its a gift from the gods. trust me.

imagine having nice, warmm water pouring over ur tired/exhausted/fatigued body and muscles like a waterfall/rain water.

soooo new plan for shower:

h m s
3:00:00 pm - take off clothes
3:00:20 pm - turn on water/adjust temperature
3:00:40 pm - stay in water
4:00:00 pm - come out of shower

but after half-n-hour i beh-tah-han not because from the water, but because very tired stand up so long HAHA.

ok so after that long story short i met up with the minimytez... then walk like never walk before like even though i freaking tired but because everyone not there yet so cannot go sit down have dinner and the khing wei and magdalene(the other 2 ADULTS that was suppose to attend the dinner) fong fei kei me and the girls wants to go shopping.

*vomit blood*

then the girls made me bring them to Camp-5 to look around.. and i stupidly complied.
the moment we walked in only. all of them ooooohhhed and aaahhheedd..
nevermind. its normal.
but when i introduced them to my SUPERIORS and CO-WORKERS and FRIENDS.

cecilia: HALLO. HE's OUR DADDY! and hes NOt a VIRGIN
me: ..................

LENG ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
public/social image : positive to negative in 3 seconds.

*vomit blood X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000*

it sounded like i am their sick perverted older man who take pleasure in young virgins.
cecilia, if ur reading this please think about what u say in public and how it also affects YOU
(but mainly me lar of course).

and i got this from ALL of the minimytez. WHOLE NIGHT.

*hangs self with climbing rope*

FINALLY when can go makan dinner.... woohoooooooo went to Chilli's to makan cili.
the dinner was not bad lar. lots of lame talks and jokes. but mainly the girls camwhoring like nobody's business. literally.

we sat outside cuz inside too full edi. that means all those window seated people inside can see US.

LENG ARRRRRRRRRR.

so here are a few pics...
haha cool lame sign ler. it was a normal Hotlink hand sign taken from the Hit.fm birthday bash
until yours truly got his vandalizing hands on it!

see how it matches Esther's shirt! a perfect match i tell you!

and it just keeps going and going.....

in the end Mr. CHARM-man couldnt resist their temptation and decided to join in the fun too!

My L and I, a true love story.

oh and guess what they made for me? a card that says "Without U, These wouldnt Have HAppened, Thank You"

MUAHAHA. CHARM-MAN SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!
thanks minimytez. i really appreciate it. even though u all spend the entire night trying to embarass me.

seriously. they made ME, a superhero, run around 1utama.
LITERALLY RUN AROUND.
arrghhhh. tiredness X 10000

dunno why in the world we were playing catching in the mall....

and its not easy to run around with ur arms and legs 'tied up'

and did i mentioned it was Joyce Lim's (not related to CHARM-man even though we're Lims and she calls me Daddy, too bimbotic to be related to me LOL) birthday celebration too? we even took her on a joyride on a trolley. in the mall. with people staring.

chilling the milling.
anyways like i said it was a pretty eventful night. enjoyed most parts of it HAHA.
ooh, AFTER THE MALL.

went out dota with fellow MGs Jason Emo Wee, Mr NiceGuy T.WheiJin, HandsomeHaiLoong Nickson Tan, Mango Tango, YewGayMing, WeiFarnHaiSheng and JouletheMoule. at first 1 game finish then thought gg can go home. but stayed for another. then joule and sheng and mango left. thought GG AGAIN can go home. stayed or another. then another. before i know it its already 3am.

*vomit blood*

leng ar. walked out of the cybercafe and towards another cybercafe cuz our cars near that one, stoned outside of it for awhile. yewming chaoed first. all still not satisfied with the previous games.....which means....

Jason : i think we need to redeem ourselves. (looks at the cybercafe)
Wheijin: i dun mind.
nickson: me too.
me : LENGGG ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *vomit blood*

so in the end we decided to put our fates on the flip of the coin.

jason : ok, if shows this side then we play.

*flip*

*ting ting ting* (coin drop sound)
eh wait actually no sound cuz drop on jason's palm. sorry mistake. but use it for dramatic effect la...

5 mins later we were at our respective computers getting ready for another dota game.

I LOVE IT!!!

ended up leaving the cybercafe at 5.20am.

WheiJin : ada HAL PENTING....
Jason : kita pergi GENTIN....
Me : FUCK OFF I WANT TO GO HOME

so hardeehaahaa reach home 6am go to bed 6.30am.

I LOVE IT!!!

told you guys it was eventful.
anyways thats all for now.. FUCK IT IS 5.40AM I AM STILL BLOGGING WHATHEFUCK AM I DOING???

till the next post~

HARRO MARRO

2007-04-08T23:46:00.000-07:00

YO.

sorry for the M.I.A(not really). but heres wats been going on since last friday.

THURSDAY 05/04/07

hogene called and asked me to join their movie plan.. the next day. TMNT.. hmmm soundsss good. Emo Jason going. EVEN BETTER. haha maybe can see him EMO more!

(oh btw, TMNT = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, for u bimbos n himbos out there)

FRIDAY 06/04/07

early morning wake up bring the Minimytez go gym. ARGHH superheroes arent meant to wake up early morning.................... fine. after all that went to 1 u to meet up with the guys for the movie... only hogene turn up early. LENG AR. nevermind biasa edi for MG

(MG = mayang gang = gang who hang to plan for a plan, dan kalao ada hal penting, kita pergi genting)

ok nvm. so me and gene waited la. chilling first. then cuz its a friday, confirm alot of ppl watching movie edi. so, scared canot get tickets. then we cepat cepat start calling ppl.
bet ur wondering.. "WHY DUN THESE LOSERS BUY THE TICKETS FIRST, THEN SETTLE LOR!"
yeah, sure we can do that.

BUT

this is MG.

MGs will not spend that extra buck for a normal ticket. all wan student price if not dunwant watch cuz 8 bucks more expensive than 6 bucks and that extra 2 bucks can go dota and if u did buy the ticket at 8 bucks they will complain from morning till night. no joke.

-.-"

ok FINE. then we start calling lar

me: YO why dun answer phone n where are you?
jason: in class lar.. mahai (emo lol)..
me: WAH LENG AR. i thought wan to watch movie?
jason: har? wat time the movie?
me: NOW LAR! (actually movie is at 2.20pm. its only 1.30)
jason: LENG AR.. I SAY EDI DUN WATCH SO EARLY WAT MAHAI. LENG AR.
me: LOL(ahah mission:emo, accomplished) no lar, actually 2.20pm
jason: mahai

HAHA

1.40pm
gene: hello, joule. where da fuck are u?
joule: wat? the movie at 2.20 rite? chilling lar(typical MG)...
gene: NO NEED BUY TICKET WAN AR?

LENG. nvm

so after a long debate. gene n i decided to buy the tickets first, fuck their student prices lar. if dun buy now later no tickets even worse. so, fuck it!

then brought 4 tickets. lucky my superhero-ness made the lady gave us all student price without having to see the ids. woohoo. CHARM-man saves the day again. all 6 bucks.
ok fine, they havent arived yet. nvm. we go downstairs first cuz gene need to go money changer. then bring him all the way to LG.. show him where it was.. then thought CHARM-man saves the day againnnnn until we saw plastered on the window :

"OUT FOR PRAYERS, be back SOON"

aiyak! failed. oh well nevermind. after that ahah i call jason to ask him where he is.. but he straight away hang up my call.. oh ya, forgot.. still in class. then he sms me right after

"eh msglar"

lol i sense another chance to make him emo again!

i smsed back "DUNWAN" then straight away call him again!
HAHA

hanged up on me again. then smsed :

"GAY!"

HAHA. ok lar not that bad. then after his class he calls me.. i ACCIDENTALLY hanged up on him.. then another sms comes:

"GAY!!!!!!!!"

AHAHHAHAH he thought i was doing it back to him!! LOL an accidental emo-misson succeeded!
ok, fun time over. call him back:

me: AHHAHAHAHAH
jason: MAHAI. GAY!!!!!!! we're coming now on the way.
me: WAIT WAT? "WE"??? michelle(his girlfriend) COMING OSO?
jason: YEAH LAR.
me: WHY NEVER TELL ME! WE BROUGHT TICKETS FOR FOUR OF US ONLY!
jason: OBVIOUSLY SHE COMING RITE.
me: .....................................

LENG AR. seriously damn obvious lor. never mention a word about she cumming.. haha she "cumming"! oops sorry shiok sendiri.
ok anyways. NEVER MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT HER JOINING US then expect us to know she's coming. LENG damn obvious man. obvious like obviously nickson is a hai loong and jason is emo. SOO OBVIOUS.

*vomit blood*

so had to run upstairs again to get that single ticket. leng ar. ok nevermind finally went inside to watch the movie. ahahahah when the movie just starts.. you guys know how they always subtitles the movie's title with malay subtitles?? when the english title came out..

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

in malay:

NINJA PENYU REMAJA MUTASI

lol ninja turtles mutated teenagers? LOL

...wtf LOL started bursting out in laughter. i think the guy sittin next to me was freaked out. seriously cannot tahan. why can they just leave the titles alone for God's sake.

LOLs

the movie was not baddddd.. i enjooyed the fight scenes and stuff.. awesome graphics. storyline too kiddy though. oh well. it is a CARTOON. great job anyways. oh well. after that went makan makan then i had to go cheer edi. oh welll...................... nuthing much happen after..
saturday was an eventful day however.. but will blog about it in the next post. too lazy now

HAHA MUTATED TEENAGERS

till the next post. let me know if i missed out anything

IDIOT's TEST

2007-04-08T10:42:00.001-07:00

hahah found this online. have fun

EMO

2007-04-03T22:27:00.000-07:00

woohooooooooooo first emo post of the BLOG!
awesome.

lets hope this does not continue... (unless its something about emo friends *ahem*jason wee*ahem*)HAHA

anyways.
on with the emo post.

have you guys ever look at ur lives now, and think where will you be in the next 10-20 years?
where would you be working..
what would you be doing...
when will you be getting married..

where would.. I be?

i look at myself and my achievements so far.... and the only thing i can be proud of myself rite now is that i have absolutely, off the hook, "AMAZING" friends and family, and not to mention a girlfriend that is perfecto mundo.

but other than that..

i have nothing.

i look at how i handle my life now, and think about where is this gonna take me.

nada, zero, zip, nothing. can't imagine where all this is gonna take me.
i may be fine now, with my friends n family by my side.

what if?

yeah, what if they're not there anymore. what would my achievements be then?

OHH WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. FUCK IT.

guess i gotta do some soul-searching on my own.
goodluck to u bastards and bitches out there=P

ANYWAYS.
speaking about emo, i would like to talk about some of my friends, of FRIEND, specifically speaking. i figure this would be the perfect time for my readers to........................

meet the incredibly emo-guy, JASON WEE KIM TIONG!me, JASON, siewli, hogene

the other day i was having this convo with him online.. and.. aiyah. u all read the convo lar.

jason : GAY
me : har?
jason : GAY GAY GAY
me : what gay? me? biasa lar.
jason : ur blog. GAY
me : oh ok. u more gay rite. non-stop 24/7 checking my blog for updates.
jason : GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
me : ........
jason : damn motherfucking GAY GaY GAY GAY HAI
me : why u so EMO?
jason : fuck u GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
me : ok jason.
jason : GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

as u can see, his vocab only consists of GAY, FUCK, MOTHER and DAMN.
now u know why everyone calls him EMO AHHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHA if you ever meet him.. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ASK HIM TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE SCRATCH CAR STORY.

FUNNYNESS+EMONESS+SOUNDEFFECTS+MORE EMONESS = LAUGH HAHA CAN DIE

seriously u wont regret it. if i ever get a recorded copy i will put it rite here.

oh shit. SORRY JASON PLEASE DUN SSCRATCH MY CAR!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

p.s. when u see him, just say "please dun scratch my car", to see the emo in action!

HAHAHHAHA dun worry jason, we still love you anyways!

top: jason, waikeen
bottom: whei jin, hogene, charm-man

OMG I HAVE A STALKER

2007-03-29T01:26:00.000-07:00

no seriously. it is as it's said on the title.

SERIOUSLY.

*whimper*

today, i got a message from shermund....

"Dude. u r on youtube. Calling u cute.. really interesting vid.. do you know about it?"

HUH?

until i saw the video on youtube....
see it for yourselves..... click for the actual page. "CUTE CHEERLEADER"
but for your convenience, i have the video rite here...

apparently i am Mr HELPFUL, Mr STRONGMAN and Mr POPULAR.....

......

......

......

ARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

now what's running through my mind is whether the cameraperson is a girl or a GUY...
and what is his/her intentions..

ARRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh well. to the person who made the video, i want to say thanks and i am very flattered.
its not everyday u get a video made aboout yourself by someone else.
so, thank you.

ARRGHHHHHH i am still in shock.

till the next post.