Monday, September 10, 2007

NO NOT THE BUTT-OMATIC!

yoz.

time for ze updatez.

i know i have said it once. but i will say it again lol I WILL TRY TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN.
you readers are important to me... as important as... cheese on lasagna...... hmmmmmmmm lasagna.......

ok anyways. for those of you who wondered wat i did when i was in aussie and who is missing me now *ahem SauMangKaiEmoJasonWeeKimTeong'sPunyaGirlfriendMichelleKooEmo ahem*
HAHA trick you didnt i jason? dun emo so fast.. reead properly first...

HOHOHO

anyways.

lets talk about my trip to goldcoast.

first of all. PLEASE DUN TAKE THE TRAIN FROM MELBOURNE TO GOLDCOAST. FROM EXPERIENCE, LISTEN tO ME. IF YOU ARE EVER IN MELBOURNE, and YOU ARE PLANNING TO GO TO GOLDCOAST.. PLEASE DUN FARTING TAKE THE STUPID TRAIN.

24 hour train ride.

yes. you heard me right.

FARTIING 24 HOUR TRAIN RIDE.

oh and u see the word "FARTING" yea u heard me right too. i am trying NOT to curse so much as i found out i have younger audiences within my blog loop. macheebai youngfucks.

ok anyways. on the way to goldcoast.. AT LEAST we made a stop in sydney half way through. woohooo went Emo Nemo Hunting.
AHHHHHHH SYDNEY AUSTRALIA.
now i can say it out loud and proud that i have been to the opera house.
sooo WHERES NEMO?

oh.. one of the upside to sydney is the PANCAKES ON THE ROCKS!
no serious. thats the name of the restaurant.
AWESOME pancakes. SCREW PADDINGTON'S.
PANCAKES IZ ROXX
HAHA PANCAKES ON THE ROCKS IS ROXX!!
GEDDIT?

ok nevermind.




thats the whole bunch of us.

MOVING ON.
anyways.. after breakfast me and the guys decided to go for abitz of bar hopping. the girls decided to go shopping. so itz all good...

i think we went to 4 bars in total.. had some pretty kick ass beers.
seriously man.. where else can u get CHOCOLATE FLAVOURED BEER AND SOME FUNKY MIXTUREROO BEER.



moving on.....
so finally another half a day on the train and 4 hours on the bus.. den we reached out destination! GOLD COAST AUSTRALIA.

well anyways.. we made our way to a few crazy ass team parksss. first stop is DREAM WORLD!!! AND THATS THE PERFECT TIME FOR MY FARTING CAMERA TO RUN OUT OF BATTERIES.. @#$!#@#@%~@#%

anyways heres a pic i stole from google of the TERRIFYING rides i took, GIANT DROP & the Tower of Terror.
freaking scary man.

thegirls : COME LETS GO TAKE THAT RIDE! DAMN FUN BLA BLA BLA..
me: do i have to? *whimper*
thegirls : DUN SO PUSSY LA
me: but... i ammm a pusssyy *whimper* can't i just go hang out at the petting farm?(HEEHEEHEE PETTING FARM)
thegirls: NO YOU SICKO.

cant believe i actually went on that ride.
CRAZY. try wikipedia-ing the ride.. it'll give u a ROUGH picture of wat i went through...

anyways i wasnt kidding about the petting farm! GUESS WHO I FOUND THERE?
our CHARM All-stars's VERY OWN.... SANDRA CHAN, LIYEN AND MELISA!

WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED THAT I WOULD MEET THEM IN AUSTRALIA?
WAT A SMALL WORLD TEEHEE


and i found some kangaroos.. they were like all over the place... free to touch.. dammit i wanted to kick them so badly.. but the stupid park ranger wouldnt let me.. HEEHEE KICK THE KANGAROO.
anyways... DAY 2 we went to MOVIE WORLD! WOOHOO GET TO MEET BATMAN WOOHOOO AND DAPHNE FROM SCOOBY DOO WOOHOO

OH BATMAN DROOL DROOL DROOL OH PLEASEE TAKE ME LIKE A VIRGIN GIRL.

OH DAPHNE DROOL DROOOL DROOOOLL TAKE ME I AM YOUR VIRGIN
HAHA JUST KIDDING

anyways.
theres this kick ass best rollercoaster in the southern hemisphere called the SUPERMAN ESCAPE. TOTALLY AWESOME RIDE YO.


and theres my BABY!



anyways.. gold coast was the bomb.. thats just a summary of it.. got lots more to tell but i am too damn lazy.. ask me personally and i just might.. MIGHT tell you about it.

so.. back to real life now.

so now i'm working in this awesome new place. called BAMBO9.. its pronounced bamboo 9 you fuckheads. anyways.. its this brand new club located in TTDI PLAZA. so come visit me every saturday! and NO i wont give u free drinks. entry is free though!

haha the other day i celebrated my birthday eve.. which is MERDEKA EVE to those fuckhead friends of mine who DID not remember lol well i guess majority remember la. so thanks for all the wishes! ahahahh and my OH SO SWEET cousin of mine came to the club with her friends to wish me happy birthday. "SO SWEET". (pfft actually beginning of the night she so sad sitting all alone no one teman.. lol if not for me always temaning her she died of loneliness and boredom edi HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

ahah kidding kidding.. great kid. thanks coz!
me and my cousin.
and NO you CANNOt have her number you sickos. she is only 17.

oh yeah.. to cheewei chengchu and whoever from charm. nah this is yeeming's dance video!
heeheehee! dun kill me yeeming! i LOVE YOU!

video

anywayss..
i'm lazy now.
so till the next post~

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