DOMO!!!! HARDOO GAY DESS!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

before i say anything else, please watch the following video. please.


please finish watching the video before you proceed.

dont you just love him? FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHHAAHAH.
please watch the rest of his videos on youtube if you like them.
i'll be posting one new video everytime i make a post anyways. so you can watch it here if you're too god damn lazy to go find it yourself.

anyways. its 7.20 am on a SUNDAY MORNING. and i am awake. holycrapshitmofo. i need to sleep soon. why the hell am i doing this on a FREAKing Sunday Morning..

uggghhhhhh just suddenly got the urge to blog.. ughhh. omg i dunno wat i am saying .. alkda121518350239052!@$!@%$@#51325

vomitbloodX100

so current updates,

Razor Ramon Sumitani Hard Gay is my latest idol.
i am attending vocal lessons.
i am still a cheerleader.
i am still injured on both my knees and left wrist.
i am still working in bambo9 (pronounced bamboo 9, retards).
i am still not gay(i think, too bad for you jason wee).
i am still trying to be funny while blogging and failing terribly (no wonder no one comes back to this blog lol, i dun blame you guys.).

ughhh 7.27 am.......
$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#$#&#

oh yeah, its time for the daily dose of funny.
so the other day rite,

ok anyways. i was at the CHARM practice in USJ.. so we were having this evaluation thingy and i was done with mine. so being the immature, playful and idiotic kid i am.. i tried to emulate something from the HARDGAY series.


ugghhh 7.40 am..#^@4

what i was trying to do was this... the 3rd picture with the legs open.


cuz there was like this badminton pole there so the genius in me thought it would be funny to do the leg open pose on the pole hanging. so it was suppose to look like this:


SO FUNNY RITE?

ok.. wat didnt occure to me is there is something called FORCE. (i'm sure u can guess wat happened by now)

so.. instead of wat was suppose to happen that is suppose to be oh so funny and everyone will laugh and everyone will love me because i am so funny and lovable and so cute and so funny and so hilarious and so naughty but veli funny..

what REALLY happened was:

this is me getting ready to jump and go FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

so.. UP I GO AND.........

DOWN I COME!!! (half way through i just realized my grave mistake that will haunt me forever)

KABLAMMMMMMM!!. i thought i heard a popping sound coming from my groin area.





the moral of the story is?

you don't mess with the fucking pole

don't worry ladies. my nuts still works.

till the next post~