CHARM-man the Blogger: LONG TIME NO PRON

HAAAAALLOOOOO my faithful friends and assholes!

sorry long time no blog!

anyways straight to da point

i'm in MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA! land of gay kangaroos and lesbian koalas! WOOOO!!!

there has been lots and lots of eating and sight seeing ever since i've been here man.. haha gonna go home fat! yee ming has been trying her best to get me fat bcuz i am fitter than her HAHAHA and she is reading the screen right now and i think i'm gonna die later *whimper*

so anyways, the first sightseeing place i went was Mount Dandenong. go up there feed bird birds. lol

we went up there to join her GFN group for a nice bbq. hmmmmm free meall.. i like...

so here's one of the stupid birds lol the one in red. oh wait. i mean the one on the right.
shes reading the screen again omg i am gonna die.

and heres a big fat one that bullies every other bird to go away so he can eat. so dictating. reminds me of someone back home. *ahem*

anyways heres another cool looking one.

and heres me feeding one.

guess who's the bird?

oh god i look so gay in this picture.

keep in mind though that all those birds were from the wild. they're called Rosellas, check it out on wikipedia. we were at a forest reserve in Mount Dandenong. cool.

HERES MY LITTLE ESKIMO! SOO CUTE!

later we went furthur up of Mount Dandenong for some sightseeing. went to lots and lots and LOTS of little shops. walk until can die.

heres us at the top! miss us ler, Malaysia.

well anyways, thats it for MOUNT DANDENONG. if u're someone who likes birds, barbeque or barbequed birds. go there and catch one to bbq.

ANYWAY
ON WARDS TO MELBOURNE CITY!

keep in mind that i did not stay near the city. i was living in the suburban area in CLAYTON, MONASH. a trip to the city damn marfan i tell you.

first. a 15 minute walk to the bus station. den another 15 minute ride to the train station. den a 5 minute walk to the train. den a 25 minute trip to the city by train. WAH LAO EH. can die. go to the city once can loose 20 pounds by just walking. HOW TO GET FAT WOR. so freaking cold here somemore. LOL

so the first time i went to the city just shop shop shop till drop. drop dead broke dat is. no money to eat edi think need to sing in the streets for money.

second time.. i was brought to the.......

just in case ur not smart enuff to see where it is...

its the MELBOURNE AQUARIUM. fuuuyooh.

the first thing i realize about this place is.. that the place is filled with FOOD. LIKE BUFFET YO.

heres a HUGE ASS CRAB..hmmmm TASTEY

HUGE ASS LOBSTER. OMG I HUNGRY LIAO.

and ooooh oooh! SPOT EMO NEMO!

heres a cool looking Leafy Sea Dragon. very leafy indeed.

omg TASTEY FISHY

and this crab reminded me of Starship Troopers. totally awesome.

i couldn't withstand the hunger anymore. must eat BUFFET. RARR

seriously they shud change the name AQUARIUM to SEAFOOD BUFFET. and cook their animals for customers. and for free.

TO ALL MGs. IF YOU HAVE BEEN TO THE LANGKAWI TRIP YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THIS NEXT PICTURE. IF NOT YOU WILL STILL UNDERSTAND BECAUSE THE OTHER MGs WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.

dum dum dum dum dum dum!

STARFISH!

ahah heres a POISONOUS LION FISH YO.

and heres a huge as Wrasse which i wan to eat so badllly... uuuhhh seafood buffet...

here are some cool jelly-fishes which remind me of jelly

cool ler.

omg more crabs. sooo TASTEYY. all super huge ass somemore.

SO HUGE ASS

and heres the SHARK everyone's been waiting for, this is called a Nurse Shark.

its funny how they would call something that big and scary, a Nurse. try calling sheng joule a nurse and see what he does to u.

and heres another big ass sting ray. omg ikan bakar. i missss...

my friend brian. thats how measley he is compared to the stingray. no wonder steve irwin died. sob sob sob. STEVE IRWIN. YOU WILL BE MISSED.

well anyways., thats it for now. will blog more soon! (soon as in another few weeks) HAHA