OMG EVERYBODY! ITS AN UPDATE!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGOSHH!!!!

HELLO MELLLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOHOOOO!!! ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! WOOTS!

WOW OMG! ITS AN UPDATE! WOOP-DE-FARTING-DOO!

"WHERE THE FART HAVE YOU BEEN?" you're asking?

"WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY TO YOUR READERS?" you're asking?

"WHY HAVE YOU PROMISE UPDATES BUT NEVER DO THEM?" you're asking?




well. blow me. HA
OK FINE I'M SORRY I'M SORRY PLEASE DONT HURT MY WIENER!

HAHA sorry lah! I blame this on procrastination man! i would always think to myself:

"OKAY I WILL UPDATE MY BLOG......
TOMORROW."

HAHA so yeah. that happens.

WELLL ANNNYYYWAAAYYYYYYSSSS I AM EXCITED TO BE BACK AS I FEEL THERE WILL BE MANY MORE PAINT-DRAWING ADVENTURES TO COME! HOHOHO

first things first,

heres a brief update of whats been happening in my life:

1. came back from JAPAN. yeah got 6th overall. over 8 teams HAHAHAH oh well we tried our best.

2. bummed around for another 3 months. den transfered college to SEGi College Subang Jaya! hohoho i am a Subang-er now!

3. forced into starting a cheer team in SEGi. THANKS AR WERN SERN! YOU GOOD!

4. performing in the GLOBAL MUSIC CARNIVAL (GMC) on 1st of Nov 2008! COME WATCH! (cheer performance la wat else lol)

5. THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT OF SEGi COLLEGE THIS YEAR = THE TALK-SHOW called : YOUTH B.E.A.T.S on 15th November 2008 COME COME COME ITS THE MOST AWESOMENESS EVENT IN THE WORLD COME YEAH!

6. err. i still have my balls? *FINGERS CROSSED* HOHOHO STILL LUCKY!


OK LETS TALK ABOUT SOME STUFF I HAVE BEEN DOING HOHO!

While i've been bumming around my friends from MG (Mayang Gang) organized this mini trip to KAMPAR. err not quite sure where it is. ahahah i wasnt driving. so ok la. 9 of us happily drive up to kampar to this so called amazing waterfall la.

not bad not bad.

So here's some pics on the way there to the waterfall. (COURTESY OF LAW JUN CHIN's CAMERA! HOHO)

okay i'm too lazy too bother with names but basically the big one in front is faisal hahah

heres pretty old me. with some random laughing people.

okay this one easier. from left:
1) nicholas-burned-me-in-the-hand-with-his-cigarettes-poon,
2) never-fail-to-put-on-weight-when-he-comes-back-from-japan-faisal,
3) please-dun-whack-me-choo-sheng-joule
4) dragon-lady-kelly
5) too-hensem-for-his-own-good-plumbum-nickson

then okay la. i thought its time for some macho pics:

err. okay. wrong pic.

OKAY THIS IS THE ONE BWAHAHAHA:

hmm. okay. not so macho after all.
(this was actually a pic taken on the way back-note the changed clothes)


SO after about a 2 hour drive.... we're reached our destination! HOWEVER. our good friend/guide choo shengjoule fail to inform us of a 10min trek up the river/minirapids.

so off we went! tralalalala~

"LOOK EVERYBODY ITS A ROCK!"

half way up just have to pose abit. oh look. junchin only got half of me. and my NIPPLE! HAHA JUNCHIN YOU RASCAL!

heres Junchin n Steph!
ladies in white who refuses to swim. TSK



So after a lil while more YAY WE'RE FINALLY THERE! BUT WHERES THE AWESOME WATERFALL?




TAAAADAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
HOW UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME ISNT IT?


is what i would like to say. but sadly. the reality is only this :
AHAHAHAHHA no la the real pic is down here:

ok la its not THAT bad, its pretty beautiful in its own awesome little way!



HOW EVERY THE MOST AWESOME THING IS THERE IS A ROPE TO SWING OFF THE CLIFF FROM! TOTALLY AWWESSSSOMMEE
we climbed up about 2 and a half metres high n swing down wooohooo

seriously awesome man.

ahah heres faisal getting ready for the swing

nicholas trying to catch some fishes. (yes there were plenty of fishes in the 'takungan air')

swing swing swing! woooooooooh


I'm too sexy for my shirt... so sexy it hurts ~


"TOOOUUCCCHHH MEE!!!!!!!!"



heres a hilarious moment of us trying to stay afloat for the pics to be taken.
the place was FREAKING DEEP. about 4 metres deep at the centre. and it is not SALT WATER. so staying afloat was really tiresome. and lil miss junchin had the luxury of playing around with her camera before snapping the photo!

"QUICK JUNCHIN TAKE THE DAMN PHOTO WE ARE DROWNING!!"

yeah baby.....

ok.. how can i end the post without some good old fashion paint drawings?
welll heressssss something that happen wwhen i was swinging off the cliff la! lets just say that it was not my day..lol

so basically i swung. i let go. i open my legs. i forgot to close them. SPLAT.
HAHA. end of story. (bitches i know you all enjoy it when i hurt myself)

so a video of the swing. nope it aint the one with the SPLAT. but you'll get the idea. its me btw.

so we played around abit more then decided to trek back down for the journey home. bla bla bla theres the part i fell n sprain my leg bla bla bla will continue on the next post blablabla cuz i am lazy blablabla


TILL THE NEXT POST BLABLABLA~

CHARM MAN likes WHAT CHARM MAN IS DOING

YO. charm man is back. and charm man is happy. why is charm man happy? because:

1. charm man is speaking of himself in the third person because charm man thinks its cool to speak
like a cave man.

2. charm man have a new babe by charm man's side. yes. charm man do. guess who?

charm man went into parent's car. and there she was. the new babe in my life. sorry yee ming charm man gotta roll with someone new now. charm man knows this is very mean to post it all in blog. but charm man dont care. everyone, presenting.. charm man's new babe:




Meet, Ms Sony Ericsson K770i

sorry yee ming. you have just been served! REPLACED!


HAHAHAHA CHARM MAN KIDDING PLEASE DONT KILL CHARM MAN! CHARM MAN KNOWS CHARM MAN'S JOKE NOT FUNNY BUT PLEASE DONT KILL CHARM MAN HAHAHAHHAA


anyways. at todays practice there was this kitten running around making damn freaking alot of noise. charm man cannot tahan so charm man killed it. the end.

haha no charm man ALMOST killed it. but charm man brought it home instead. charm man decided to name it Bak Kut Teh. because this kitten is so freaking "TEH" (manja) until charm man cannot tahan. so yeah, charm man wanted to name kitten Melisa Seo. but this kitten is one with the balls. so damn. Bak Kut TEH it is.

IF. a very very BIG IF charm man is keeping it.

anyways. anyone wants a kitten? let charm man know please. will be glad to give you one!
seriously. let charm man know if you want a kitten.

any how. charm man will be going to JAPAN for the IFC international championships (or something like that haha) will be back next monday. hooooooooooooooooooooo

sorry. souvenirs are limited. HAHA

ciaoz. see you guys soon.

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Woooooooo!!!

HOOooooooooooooo.. so anyways a good friend of mine from high school invited me to join this facebook group where its dedicated to my form 5 class and all of its stupidities hahaah.. looking back at the photos really made me feel nostalgic man.. and i just could n resist to put em up here bwahaha.

this is kighin. my best friend in the class lol and that christopher wee sleeping in the background, as usual. lol

this is heng jeng. i mean heng joon. yeah, he's a retard.

yeah so this is the awake version of chris wee hahaha

lol heres me and kighin. he claims the shirt is freaking blocking his face. and i quote:
"mahai ar, the shirt blocking my face."

ok i was really debating whether i shud be putting this up.. but wat the heck hahaha there have been worst pictures lol.

yeah man. SMKDJ. school of fucktards lol. dammit i miss that school.

(and yes i was too lazy to do anything else so i am just posting pictures. watever. i own this blog and i can do watever the hell i want to.)

till the next post~

I AM IRON MANNNNNNN. just as hard too!

yo. just watched the iron man movie.

and..

MY GOD CAN A MOVIE BE THAT GOOD? (ahah not as good as Transformers though)

hahahahahhah anyways seriously it is DAMN good

the scene where Tony Stark is putting on the armor to go rescue some people in another country...
MY GOD TECHNORGASMIC.

yes ladies and gentleman. it is THAT GOOD.

so coming back at home and IRON MAN DEPRIVED. i just open up the paint program and drew myself something haha TADAH!

i assure you i did the whole thing with the windows Paint program haha. i think its pretty good.
what do you think?

anyways i realized i made some mistakes after taking a look at some photos online. will fix it next time ahah, hopefully i can draw out the body too!

IRON MAN MAKES ME HARD LIKE IRON

haha please GO WATCH THE SHOW.

i havent felt so TECHNORGASMIC since TRANSFORMERS.

ahahha

randomness X

till the next post~